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Dr Computer MD – Say Hello to your Computer!

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Dr Computer MD, professional computer man, and Comrade Bear teach you how to use your new computer machine.

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The Complete Works of Kurt Vonnegut Part 3: Slapstick

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In the following series of articles, I will rank all 14 of Kurt Vonnegut’s novel from bottom to top.  In this, part 3 , I will review #10, SLAPSTICK, on my way to… Continue reading

Help Me Become Han Solo.

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Rumor has it that Disney is going to make a new Young Han Solo movie. I am a professional actor named Scott Watson, and a life-long Star Wars fan. When the announcement was… Continue reading

“This concept of WUV confuses and infuriates us!”

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“And what is this emotion you humans call ‘wuv’?” “Surely it says ‘love’!” “No, ‘wuv’! With an earth ‘W’! Behold!”   IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Martin Luther Bar

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“Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you start the English Reformation.” IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR

If Adults Treated Each Other Like They Do Children.

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And what’s YOUR name, little fella?

Peter Jackson’s THE TROLL: AN UNEXPECTED ASSHOLE

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Brand new sneak peak from the 1st part of Peter Jackson’s epic upcoming trilogy THE TROLL: AN UNEXPECTED ASSHOLE

Jurassic Park Pirates

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Clever Girl.

Turken Will Kick All The Thanksgiving Asses

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TURKEN The Baster, coming this Thanksgiving to gobble gobble up all the sexy wenches and cleave those Pilgrims in twain.

Go Home, Urban Outfitters, You’re Drunk.

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Saw this at Urban Outfitters today in Manhattan. This is what happens when your employees in China work 16 hour shifts. Batman’s face = I am so pissed. Why is my fist so… Continue reading