Turken Will Kick All The Thanksgiving Asses
TURKEN The Baster, coming this Thanksgiving to gobble gobble up all the sexy wenches and cleave those Pilgrims in twain.
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Go Home, Urban Outfitters, You’re Drunk.
Saw this at Urban Outfitters today in Manhattan. This is what happens when your employees in China work 16 hour shifts. Batman’s face = I am so pissed. Why is my fist so… Continue reading
The Worst Test of All Time
TIME High School, 2003 LOCATION Reed City, Michigan TEST SUBJECT The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer UNINTENTIONAL EXPERIMENT How will I score on a reading comprehension test for The Canterbury Tales considering: A… Continue reading
Steve Guttenberg Fails At Bathroom Etiquette.
More comics by Scottym70 – Evil Waiter #1 Evil Waiter #2 IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Evil Waiter # 2 – Curse of the Vegan
For all those who have been waiters,or have toiled in the customer service industry, a new champion has risen. A champion with only one goal… REVENGE! He is… Evil Waiter. #2 – Curse… Continue reading
Romney’s Modern Life
Vote November 6th, or this will be your new Saturday morning cartoon- Election day is a very dangerous day. IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Top Ten Things That Scared The Shit Out Of Me When I Was A Kid
10 Gmork The Wolf From, “The Neverending Story.” 9 Beetlejuice, when Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis stretch their faces to scare the Deetzs. 8 When Christopher Walken (Max Shreck) gets fried in Batman… Continue reading
Frankenstorm and Hurricane Sandy to Hit East Coast Searching for Happiness
AP BREAKING NEWS The MTA of New York City announced a shut down of subway service at 7pm today as Frankenstorm and Hurricane Sandy AKA, “The Bride of Frankenstorm,” barreled towards each other… Continue reading
How the Detroit Tigers Forced Me to Love Sports
baseballfordinner.com and Scottym70 are proud to bring you our first actual post (kind of) about baseball. Patience is not my style. Anything that I didn’t master instantly as a kid (geometry) was branded… Continue reading
Evil Waiter No. 1 – Lil’ Buddy
For all those who have been waiters,or have toiled in the customer service industry, a new champion has risen. A champion with only one goal… REVENGE! He is… Evil Waiter. IF YOU LIKE… Continue reading