I WISH HUMAN BELLY FAT COULD FEED THE HUNGRY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

I WISH YOU WOULD LICK PEANUT BUTTER OFF MY BODY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

Wednesday is upon us! The sun rose in the Wednesday hemisphere and crushed Tuesday to the mother fucking ground. Tuesday is out of the game. Today a man gave me a banana, and… Continue reading →

I WISH I LIVED IN A TEEPEE VILLAGE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

OMFG it’s Wednesday. I don’t think “acro-yoga” is a real thing. Not like, it’s imaginary, but I just don’t understand where the yoga… Yoga is an ancient indian thing… isn’t it? Was there… Continue reading →

I WISH MY FARTS WERE LOUDER [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

“Oh good Wednesday” “Good Wednesday to you, sir.” I am not going to open these Whinings with an apology about last week because last week didn’t even happen. Yeah… Oct. 1st, not a… Continue reading →

I WISH DENTISTS WEREN’T SO JUDGMENTAL [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

Good Day – I won’t speculate, because I know I’m late… I’m two days late because I’m ahead of everyone. But I figure, I will be two weeks late if I wait until… Continue reading →

I WISH I WAS BACK AT BURNING MAN [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

Good Wednesday! Time is just a concept we’ve created to time our orgasms. Also, it might not even be Wednesday where you are, and it’s actually already Thursday here, secret space alien…This will… Continue reading →

I WISH I KNEW YOU BETTER [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

Hello! Hope you’re having a nice Wednesday! Thank you Rob Shmidt, I will. Last week Wednesday took a vacation, this week he’s beating himself up for eating too many fish tacos on said… Continue reading →

I WISH I LIVED IN A BAG OF PUBES [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

Is it Wednesday again? It is, motha fucka! Did you have a good week so far? Tell the screen… tell the screen! I spent the last week in San Francisco, which always reminds… Continue reading →

I WISH I HAD ALL THE DICKS [WEDNESDAY WHININGS W. H2K]

Hey! It’s Wednesday! Orange you glad it’s not Thursday? What do you have against Thursdays? Jerk. The last two weeks have been really uplifting. There’s been a war in my second hometown, I… Continue reading →