El Cozo’s Top 5 Misconceptions Made Up By Advertisers
In a new groundbreaking category on Baseball For Dinner, I will be making “Top 5” lists. Categories will be chosen at random from “Top 5 Fast Food Slogans” to “Top 5 Movies In… Continue reading
Local Man Successfully Gets Laid After Eating Fifth-Third Burger
Comstock Park, MI Consuming 5,000 calories in one sitting is an extremely daunting task. Appearing to be physically attractive afterward is a whole other ball game. Thursday night, the baseball game between the… Continue reading
After 23 Years, Captain Midnight Strikes Again; Brings Fear Into Satellite TV Viewers
Ocala, FL–
The television world was shook like a baby today as the infamous satellite pirate, Captain Midnight, wreaked terror on an MTV broadcast. Known previously as being an activist for lower premium channel prices, Captain Midnight’s new message is one of principle.
Change in Season; Change in Performance
This being the first post in BFD: Beta!’s “On This Day In Jazz History” series, I’d like to open with a quote: “If the object in question is in working order, then one… Continue reading
If Baseball Is For Dinner, Then Football Better Be For Supper. (And I’ll take the supper)
In the industry, this is what we call a rant. It could be a rave, but ecstasy isn’t my bag. Go figure. The standard procedure is that from now on, I’m going to… Continue reading
Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Somers Spotted At Kirk Park
It was a normal day at the beach in Grand Haven, MI. Kids tried to make sandwiches out of sand, pseudo-punks tried to dig their own pods to fill with water, and tattooed… Continue reading
baseballfordinner.com stages a fake launch; offends dozens
Grand Rapids, MI– Dozens of online readers are reportedly upset today after contributors from the much anticipated website, baseballfordinner.com allegedly staged a fake launch. It has yet to be determined why such a… Continue reading