Comstock Park, MI Consuming 5,000 calories in one sitting is an extremely daunting task. Appearing to be physically attractive afterward is a whole other ball game. Thursday night, the baseball game between the… Continue reading
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The television world was shook like a baby today as the infamous satellite pirate, Captain Midnight, wreaked terror on an MTV broadcast. Known previously as being an activist for lower premium channel prices, Captain Midnight’s new message is one of principle.
This being the first post in BFD: Beta!’s “On This Day In Jazz History” series, I’d like to open with a quote: “If the object in question is in working order, then one… Continue reading
In the industry, this is what we call a rant. It could be a rave, but ecstasy isn’t my bag. Go figure. The standard procedure is that from now on, I’m going to… Continue reading
It was a normal day at the beach in Grand Haven, MI. Kids tried to make sandwiches out of sand, pseudo-punks tried to dig their own pods to fill with water, and tattooed… Continue reading
Grand Rapids, MI– Dozens of online readers are reportedly upset today after contributors from the much anticipated website, baseballfordinner.com allegedly staged a fake launch. It has yet to be determined why such a… Continue reading