Pasadena, CA NASA JPL scientists announced early this morning that there is conclusive evidence the native Lunar inhabitants have been following Dr. Leopold’s Celebrity Fecal Fantasy Program (see below advertisement). News broke when… Continue reading
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By my best calculations, I saw 18 new movies this year. Especially with ticket prices being what they are, my defunct student ID no longer fooling anyone at the box office, and my… Continue reading
I have always been a fan of Christmas music. I was the type to still pop in Beach Boys Christmas in the middle of May. However, this year, I have been exposed to… Continue reading
This is a new thing I’m trying out that I think will be easy to maintain, or at least easier and more interesting than NFL Roundups (which should be making a return come… Continue reading
Somewhere else out there, there is something better, but I don’t want that today as I woke up with the fixation to go to the mall, which is an activity that I enjoy… Continue reading
It’s amazing how simple, repetitive tasks offer a doorway into a mindset that puts us well beyond ourselves, referred to by Eastern mystics as the life-force energy, or the Way, or simply the… Continue reading
G – give a mouse a cookie. PG – give a moose a muffin. PG-13 – find a stranger in the alps. R – fuck a stranger in the ass! the following is… Continue reading
It’s that time of year again folks. The holiday cheer and beer, gift money and/or socks from grandpa and grandma, and, of course, Christmas mass. Now, if you were raised in a modest… Continue reading
5) Change a lightbulb. 4) Eat a sandwich. 3) Break up with your girlfriend. 2) Check your body for moles. 1) Play H-O-R-S-E. Yes. Thank you.
