Dr. Leopold’s CELEBRITY FECAL FANTASY

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR AS SEEN ON T.V. (in Uzbekistan) You’ve seen them in your favorite movies In top makeup commercials Now you, Yes… Continue reading

Top Five Best & Worst Films of 2009 (That I Saw)

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By my best calculations, I saw 18 new movies this year. Especially with ticket prices being what they are, my defunct student ID no longer fooling anyone at the box office, and my… Continue reading

Top 5 Worst Christmas Songs That I’ve Been Subjected To Repeatedly This Holiday Season

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I have always been a fan of Christmas music. I was the type to still pop in Beach Boys Christmas in the middle of May. However, this year, I have been exposed to… Continue reading

Video of the Week: “Garbage Day”

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This is a new thing I’m trying out that I think will be easy to maintain, or at least easier and more interesting than NFL Roundups (which should be making a return come… Continue reading

While The Paint Dries

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Somewhere else out there, there is something better, but I don’t want that today as I woke up with the fixation to go to the mall, which is an activity that I enjoy… Continue reading

The Zen of Cable-Wrapping

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It’s amazing how simple, repetitive tasks offer a doorway into a mindset that puts us well beyond ourselves, referred to by Eastern mystics as the life-force energy, or the Way, or simply the… Continue reading

This is what happens when you…

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G – give a mouse a cookie. PG – give a moose a muffin. PG-13 – find a stranger in the alps. R – fuck a stranger in the ass! the following is… Continue reading

A Louder Christmas!

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It’s that time of year again folks.  The holiday cheer and beer, gift money and/or socks from grandpa and grandma, and, of course, Christmas mass.  Now, if you were raised in a modest… Continue reading

Top 5 Things To Do While Listening To NBA Jam Session

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5) Change a lightbulb. 4) Eat a sandwich. 3) Break up with your girlfriend. 2) Check your body for moles. 1) Play H-O-R-S-E. Yes. Thank you.

Caught Between Worlds 3

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I’ve been giving things a lot of thought, and something still urks me about the transcription from the burnt apartment. I feel that we all have been thinking too narrowly, and I have… Continue reading