I’d call it an embarrassment of riches because after all, it really is. But I fucking hate the first round bye week. As nice as it feels to finish the regular season on… Continue reading
Well, this feels weird. Today is the last traditional Top 5 Top 5 Sunday. Next Sunday is my wedding anniversary, so I’m going to write lists about how much I love my wife,… Continue reading
Don’t know what to writeWoke up in the wrong headspaceBut I’ll try my best We spent all morningWading through bureaucracy And wordy jargon Finally, we pickedBenefits that worked for usAnd the website crashed… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Everyone has a fear of something. Not everyone. Diet. Where?!? Where?!? Ahhh!!!! It’s Friday, September 10th, 20Two1. The weather in Long Island City is 70˚ & Pantone 14-4123 & somewhere, somebody… Continue reading
Oh look, here I am again tapping my readers for subjects. Finding things to write for 369 straight days is hard! I’m not running out of ideas, it’s just that your ideas are… Continue reading
Rejoice! I finally figured out what to call “those pieces where I ask somebody to come up with a subject for me”. From now on, it’ll be referred to as Word Count Wednesdays.… Continue reading
In these unprecedented times, we like to use terms like “unprecedented”. We also use fear-mongering slang like, “uncertain”, “trying” and “bread maker”. We get it. Things suck right now. You lost your job… Continue reading
Screams. Everyone does em. I scream, you scream, we scream. It’s a thing we do. Some more than others, but we all do it. They vary in range, size, volume, length, gut-feel, reasoning… Continue reading
I haven’t paid attention to football in years. You know this, because every September, I never stop shutting the fuck up about it. Like being above football makes me a better person. I… Continue reading
Twenty-Three HoursI was awake yesterday.So I slept for six. I don’t wanna leave,But I can’t just stay in bed.Plus, I have to pee Very surprising.My bones, they are not achingFrom the long Friday.… Continue reading
