Good Moleman. I call the big one, Gamblor. It’s Friday, March Fourth, Twenty-Twenty-Three-Minus-One. The weather in Ozone Park is 31° & Pantone 14-4318 and somewhere, somebody is sizing up a satellite dish. If… Continue reading
It still looks as good as it did last night. A salmon fillet with a walnut crust (he would’ve preferred pistachios, but if you’re already springing for salmon, you can’t also splurge on… Continue reading
Hey, how’s it going. Good? Cool. Awful? Understandable. Your stomach hurts? Welcome to the club. No, it’s not the club that the soda is named after. You’re thinking of the Kildare Street Club.… Continue reading
Well, that was a big wet bag of shit. The 2022 edition of the Royal Rumble was one of the WWE’s biggest failures in recent memory. And this is coming from a company… Continue reading
And then there were five. When I started this project, my one hope was that I would finish it. This is obviously a labor of love, because most people I know would ever… Continue reading
When I first started writing this list, I made a habit to watch the match while I was writing about it to remind myself why it was so good. Now that I’m into… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the Noggy Day? It’s Friday, December 24th, Two Thousand and Twenty-One. The weather in Astoria is 38˚ & Pantone 15-3919 and… Continue reading
I did a lot of things in 2021. Like, I literally did 365 days worth of things. Or maybe it was 350. Either way, it was a lot of days. I got off… Continue reading
We got here just before dusk. Or maybe it was just plain dusk. By the time I had taken the tour and wrapped my head around the abundance of hot tubs and Ms… Continue reading
