Day 014: I’d Rather Celebrate The Good News [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Lunch Lady Doris, do you have any grease? Yes. My retirement grease. It’s Friday, October 2, Twenty-Two Nil. The weather in Brooklyn is 57° & Pantone 14-4102 and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

Day 013: On Superstition

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It was around 8:55 PM on April 5, 1999. I walked into a dark kitchen to make microwave popcorn. After I poured it into the bowl, I looked into the empty bag. I… Continue reading

Day 012: I Didn’t Watch The Debate

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I was asked the question all day. Any regular customer that regards me as a sane, well-read person asked me if I was planning to watch the debate. I never answered their question.… Continue reading

Day 011: Top 5 Reasons Why The Wild Card Round Will Suck

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The MLB Postseason is upon us. If that means nothing to you, then it never will. This isn’t the season to pick up a baseball fascination. The 60 game sprint was strictly fan… Continue reading

Day 010: Bev of the Week – Red Bull Watermelon

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Manhattan seems to be alive and well again. It’s a welcome sight to see on this crisp Fall afternoon. Or is it crisp? It might not be crisp. The air from your car… Continue reading

Day 009: Irrelevant Wrestling Sign of the Week

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Having the fans bring in signs is a wrestling tradition as old as ratings wars and Rocky Maivia getting booed. In other words, the tradition is about 25 years old. Some of the… Continue reading

Day 008: Never Thought I’d Be In A Dome

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When I was a kid, I was obsessed with the future. That’s probably because I didn’t have the capacity to reminisce, but still, the future seemed dope. We would drink all of our… Continue reading

Day 007: I’d Rather Not Get Peace & Quiet [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Extra! Extra! Be Sharps sing on rooftop! Hey, this is mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are are excerpts from the Oliver North trial! It’s Friday, September 25th,… Continue reading

Day 006: Just Like Ace Ventura

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It’s always cloudy when I drive to the laundromat. The scene is always the same. I sit in my car with the window down, elbow hanging out with the quiet desperation of being… Continue reading

Day 005: Oh, What A Rush

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For the last 20 years, or for as long as I’ve been a wrestling fan, if you were to ask me who my favorite tag team was, I’d only be able to give… Continue reading