…Because You Accidentally Drafted Aroldis Chapman In The 5th Round [The Snag List]

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Now that the fantasy season has a week in the books, it’s time to be honest with yourself. You made some mistakes in the draft. It happens to all of us. You drafted… Continue reading

Jered Weaver Tries, Fails To Dislodge Invisible Sausage From Cheek

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In the continued interest of taunting and ridiculing the Anaheim LA Angels of Orange County and their fan base, I’m establishing a gray market baseball card company, using sources appropriated through questionable means to… Continue reading

I’d Rather Watch A Game In Section 420 [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Gourd Horning: The Art Of Making Horns Out Of Things You May Or May Not Find In Your Backyard. It’s Friday, April 4, Two Thousand And Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 43˚… Continue reading

I WISH CHANGE DIDN’T WEIGH ME DOWN [WEDNESDAY WHININGS W/ H2K]

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Good afternoon people, because morning is for microscopic creatures that live inside your nostrils. Today is April 2nd, and that’s the truth… April fools does not extend into the second, don’t believe anyone… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be Ignored By The Government [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Morny. It’s Friday, March 28, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 52˚ & cloudy and somewhere, somebody is being publicly shamed for making an innocent comment that became misconstrued as… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be In The 27 Club [Birthday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good late-morning, not mid-morning. It’s Friday, March 21, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 43˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is eating a plain egg sando for breakfast. Not me.… Continue reading

I Wish I Was Made Of Flax Seed Products [Wednesday Whinings With H2K]

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Good morning, universe. Today is March 12, 2014, approximately 8:22am. An ungodly hour to be thinking, or writing well. Luckily I’m doing neither. In fact as I write these words I’m suppressing a… Continue reading

I’d Rather Meet A Girl That Knows Zack Wheeler’s ERA [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Mornin’. Is it still morning? Yep? Cool. It’s Friday, March 7, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 31˚ & cloudy and somewhere, someone is walking in on someone else taking… Continue reading

I Wish I Had Bigger Boobs [Wednesday Whinings With H2K]

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Good morning America, today is Wednesday March 5th 2016 — this is a blog post from the future. Deal with it. After being inspired by long-time comrade, TeeCoZee, I’ve decided to add another… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be In A Manic Pixie Dream Girl Factory [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman to you. It’s Friday, February 28, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 16˚ & Sunny and somewhere, Frank Kligar is probably fishing at the park, and even though… Continue reading