Good Moleman. We’re talking about the M-A-L-L on M-A-R-S! Mallomars?!? That’s going in the act. It’s Friday, March 25th, 2zerotwenty2. The weather in Ozone Park is 56° & Pantone 16-0110 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading
Just because you remember something, it doesn’t mean that the thing was good. We inherently poke and prod at our nostalgia receptors whenever a discontinued item is brought up. It reminds us of… Continue reading
Every ball player has the same dream. Even some non-players have the dream. Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, tie ballgame, championship on the line and the pitcher is getting gassed. You can… Continue reading
Did you hear the news? Holy crap, you didn’t hear?!?!? Veer is coming! The most anticipated debut in WWE is upon us! You see, Veer was a wrestler on Raw, usually recognized as… Continue reading
As the sun sets on the 34th year of my life, I gotta say I’m a little surprised. I was convinced that I peaked at 25 but I guess it’s never too late… Continue reading
Dense fog rolling inYou can’t even see the trackIt’s a sport unknown Patrolling the lotSecurity follows meBut they do nothing I open up shopSoak in the brief morning calmThen quickly get bored Just… Continue reading
Good Moleman. I made some homemade Pepsi for the dance. It’s just a little slimy, it’s still good. It’s Friday, March 18th, Twenty-Two Two. The weather in Ozone Park is 56° & Pantone… Continue reading
You can do whatever you want. Because it’s Thursday.It’s raining outside.And you aint got shit to do. You can sit in bed for a while.Shake off the dizziness.You can make a bowl of… Continue reading
I partook in a weird activity this morning that’s usually only done by the most desperate fans, just needing one little tiny drop of dopamine before Spring Training inevitably starts: I watched a… Continue reading
All was quiet on a Tuesday afternoon in New Haven. Various people milled about the empty field, preparing for today’s festivities. There was a special smell of Spring in the air while the… Continue reading
