Day 326: I’m Going To Write About Corn Dogs For 30 Minutes

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I’m going to write about corn dogs tonight. This is because I couldn’t think of anything to write about today and Rachel suggested that I write about corn dogs. But every time I… Continue reading

Day 325: At Least I Didn’t Wake You Up [Beer League Roundup Week 17]

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Whazzup League Beerers? Last week reminded me of a time where I got entirely too drunk. It was a Saturday night, I was feeling alright and I was excited about a long day… Continue reading

Day 324: Because I Still Can’t Come Up With A Title [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I never take my Sunday writing seriously. To be fair, I don’t take any of this writing seriously, unless it’s a piece you haven’t read. The ones I care about the most get… Continue reading

Day 323: Souled Out ’97 Was A Surrealist Nightmare [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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In many adventure stories, there’s a part near the end where it appears the bad guy had won. Suddenly, the world has bowed down to their bidding and the heroes are stuck in… Continue reading

Day 322: I’d Rather Have A Cat In The Closet [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Ahoy there, Dean! To the book depository! It’s Friday, August 6th, Two021. The weather in SoHo is 83° & Pantone 15-3930 and somewhere, somebody is living out their wildest fantasy. This… Continue reading

Day 321: A 369 Word Short Story About Elephant Ears

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It’s Thursday and it’s slowly becoming my favorite day of the week. That’s because you, the reader, gets to decide what the hell I actually write about! This weeks prompt comes from Mike,… Continue reading

Day 320: Baseball Haikus – Renegades at Cyclones 08/03/2021

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Just a quick lil vapeBefore singing the anthemDudes got lungs of steel They brought DVDsTo peruse between inningsConey Island, man. He’s the hometown boyBorn and raised in CanarsieLiving out his dream Top of… Continue reading

Day 319: I Am Current-ly Ad Nauseous

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Remember the pandemic? That was fun. Back when public advertisements didn’t change. For the people that couldn’t have the privilege of working at home, every day felt the same. For the people who… Continue reading

Day 318: At Least The Rainbows Finally Won [Beer League Roundup Week 16]

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Oh hi, Beer Leaguers. Now that the MLB trade deadline has come and gone, the rest of the season is going to fly by us just like the Yankee’s playoff chances. We may… Continue reading

Day 317: Because I Had Myself A Good Week [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I’m not gonna lie. It’s impossible for me to lie. Trust me, you don’t want me to lie. It’s real awkward. Also, trust me because I can’t lie. I might not be the… Continue reading