I’d Rather Hulu and Dew [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day. It’s Friday, December 18, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is… Continue reading

I Traveled Back In Time. It Was Kind Of Lame.

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It doesn’t take much to see that we live in very difficult times. Corporations are rich as hell, these devices called “guns” are wiping out our population, people are having other people pop… Continue reading

I Saw Return of the Jedi First: What Star Wars Means to Me as a Millennial 

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Like this article? Follow me on Twitter @scottymwatson I saw RETURN OF THE JEDI first.  I was being baby-sat a few blocks away at the White’s house. Their back-room was composed completely of windows, a… Continue reading

I’d Rather Live On The Corner Of Secks St and 4th Base Blvd [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I’m going to start saying that every week because shut up. It’s Friday, December 11, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 57˚ with Pantone® 290 C™ skies and… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Eat A Married Woman’s Cookies [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Meringue. What the hell is a meringue? Sounds like jewelry for chronic mumblers. Get out of my office! Yes, I know it’s a car! It’s Friday, December 4, Two Thousand and Fifteen.… Continue reading

Moore Of The Same: Watching James Bond For The First Time – Part 2

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My life has been in disarray this week. I’ve become a lot more paranoid and suspicious about the world around me. When I come home at night, I inspect small objects to see… Continue reading

Because, Sex: Watching James Bond For The First Time – Part 1

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As an enthusiastic purveyor of action, schlock and schlocky action, I’ve been harboring a dark secret. No, it’s not that I’ve never watched Star Trek or enjoyed an Indiana Jones movie, I will… Continue reading

A five second review of every James Bond movie (including Spectre)

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I reviewed every Bond film in five seconds for my friend who’s never seen a Bond film.

Teddy Bridgewater Would Rather Watch Baseball [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2015 Week 8]

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Now that the baseball season has fallen into an uneventful slumber, I find myself racing to find something to cover up the hole in my brain, so that it doesn’t bleed out and… Continue reading

I’d Rather Love Myself [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good evenering. It’s Friday, October 16, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 63˚ & perfectish and somewhere, somebody is banging his head against the wall, knowing that he’s about to… Continue reading