I’d Rather Not Eat A Married Woman’s Cookies [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Meringue. What the hell is a meringue? Sounds like jewelry for chronic mumblers. Get out of my office! Yes, I know it’s a car! It’s Friday, December 4, Two Thousand and Fifteen.… Continue reading

Moore Of The Same: Watching James Bond For The First Time – Part 2

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My life has been in disarray this week. I’ve become a lot more paranoid and suspicious about the world around me. When I come home at night, I inspect small objects to see… Continue reading

Because, Sex: Watching James Bond For The First Time – Part 1

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As an enthusiastic purveyor of action, schlock and schlocky action, I’ve been harboring a dark secret. No, it’s not that I’ve never watched Star Trek or enjoyed an Indiana Jones movie, I will… Continue reading

A five second review of every James Bond movie (including Spectre)

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I reviewed every Bond film in five seconds for my friend who’s never seen a Bond film.

Teddy Bridgewater Would Rather Watch Baseball [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2015 Week 8]

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Now that the baseball season has fallen into an uneventful slumber, I find myself racing to find something to cover up the hole in my brain, so that it doesn’t bleed out and… Continue reading

I’d Rather Love Myself [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good evenering. It’s Friday, October 16, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 63˚ & perfectish and somewhere, somebody is banging his head against the wall, knowing that he’s about to… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: The Vapors – “Turning Japanese”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be Singing Some Van Halen [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon. Get back to work. Or not. See if I care. [SPOILER: I do.] It’s Friday, October 9, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 80˚ with looming thunderstorms and… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have Pizzas Shoot Lasers At Me [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Goulet. It’s Friday, October 2, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 49˚ & hue hue hue hue huuuueee and somewhere, somebody is reading the ingredients of something at the grocery… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have A Monk-Induced Panic Attack [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Season’s Greetings. What season is it? Who cares, FREE ORANGES FOR ERRRRRBODY! It’s Friday, September 18, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 85˚ & garlicky and somewhere, somebody is having… Continue reading