Day 082: Really? Pears?

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I came home from the grocery store to find Rachel watching some random Holiday Cooking Baking Chop Competition Show Thing. I carefully placed my immaculate honeycrisp apples in the fridge and took a… Continue reading

Day 081: Sounds Like Metal To Me

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There’s so many sounds in our world that we sometimes fail to appreciate. The sound of coffee brewing, the low hum of a mini-blender, the creak of the floor, a dissonant Sonic Youth… Continue reading

Day 080: Like The Survivor Series, But Good [NXT WarGames Roundup]

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I don’t know what it is about fall weather that makes wrestling promoters get a hard-on for team matches. As soon as a leaf falls, they say to themselves, “You know what sounds… Continue reading

Day 079: Diet Dr Pepper Tastes Nothing Like A Good Soda [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I get it. It’s Sunday, it’s cold outside, you probably don’t have to go out there. You’re a fortunate human. Suckers like me are running late for work. So while you’re snuggled up… Continue reading

Day 078: Piecing Together New York

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“Let’s do a puzzle”, I thought to myself. “It’ll be easy! It’ll only take you a few hours! It won’t drive you nuts at all!” Sometimes, my brain makes weird decisions to avoid… Continue reading

Day 077: I’d Rather Not Get Crumbs Everywhere [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. The goggles! They do nothing! Run! We’ll hide at my house! It’s Friday, December 4th, the year that is currently now. The weather in Brooklyn is 51° & Pantone 420C and… Continue reading

Day 076: Welp. It Finally Happened.

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It finally happened today. It’s over, it’s occurred and there’s nothing I can do about it. You spend so much of your life assuming that all the things you consider to be normal… Continue reading

Day 075: Bev of the Week – La Colombe Oatmilk Latte

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I woke up 2 minutes before the alarm. This comes as a surprise, as it’s 4 hours before I usually wake up. The sun is rising slowly, lending just enough light for me… Continue reading

Day 074: 25 Things That Are Better In December

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Holy crap, we finally made it! It’s December! The year’s almost over! Rejoice! Burn in hell 2020! Nobody loves you! They want you to be over! You’ll never be remembered fondly! Fuck you!… Continue reading

Day 073: Rain Racers

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I don’t remember where I was going, but I’ll always remember where I was. It was a long, endless ride in the back of a van. Sitting sideways, I had no idea where… Continue reading