I’d Rather Eat Local Cheez Whiz [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Noon has already passed us. Make good of it or fate will take you to the blood bank. Or drive you…to the blood drive. It’s Friday, May 30, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The… Continue reading

I WISH I WAS A CELEBRITY DRAG QUEEN [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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  Good one hour after noon PM, it is 1pm and I’m eating a yogurt pop, what have you done with your life lately? I missed last weeks Whinings and that will happen… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Dress Like A Crip [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, get the hell out of my apartment! What were you thinking?!?!? It’s Friday, May 23, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 61˚ & hazy [hazy?!?] and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

I WISH I BELIEVED I COULD FLY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good evening coastal people, It is 8:40pm in my hometown of New York, but I am actually writing this whinings from Los Angeles, where it is still mid afternoon. So suck it. Today… Continue reading

I WISH I WASN’T ADDICTED TO BLOODY MARYS [WEDNESDAY WHININGS W/ H2K]

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[In an attempt to make BFD into more of a Renaissance Blog, our resident Girl Writer™, H2K, decided to experiment with Throwback Writing. If you think about it, it’s a whole new genre… Continue reading

Troy Tulowitzki Hits 2 Run Single, Scratches Nuts, Gives Up

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Last Friday, I laid witness to a confusing event. One so strange, nobody seemed to notice. It was merely brushed off as a routine play. But what happened was far from routine. It… Continue reading

…Because Jedd Gyorko’s Too Busy Making Babies [The Snag List]

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One of the downfalls of Spring is that some of your favorite players get distracted by the blooming flowers, pretty colors and sex with their wives. Bryce Harper was hounded for not hustling,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Take A Gender Studies Course [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon to the east coast. Good late morning to the midwest/great plains. West coast, wake the fuck up, go sit in traffic. It’s Friday, April 25, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather… Continue reading

Mike Carp Didn’t Make My Top 5 Top 5 Lists Of The Week

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5) Top 5 Reasons Why Your Shitty Apartment Is Better Than Citi Field 5) You can go to the bodega and buy a beer for a dollar 4) There’s no free sauerkraut to… Continue reading

Bryce Harper Hustles Harder Than You

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I was once at a baseball game. A man went up to the plate, a great man. He hit an undesirable groundout and bolted to first base. Instead of accepting the tag, however,… Continue reading