A Late Night Query

by

You ever wonder why the hell you can’t fall asleep at 3:30 at night, laying there watching the ferris wheel in your head? Well sit back and observe.

Advertisements

Murder Case Takes Unexpected Turns

by

–Outworld It has been about one month now since the ruler of the Outworld, Raiden, was brutally murdered. The offender, Scorpion, remains at large, but not by lack of trying by the police.… Continue reading

Underground Knife Parties Take Ravers By Force

by

–Pittsburgh, PA If there’s anything to say about the youth of America, it is that they thrive on danger. Somewhere in between doing illicit substances and eating sponges, our children have lost their… Continue reading

The Misadventures of Being A Single Straight Sane White Male

by

Rare Device Predicts Future Is Uncertain

by

– Cherry-Hill District Recently local resident Bonzo Flemington found more than he bargained for at a garage sale. Mr. Flemington is a self proclaimed oddity-collector, with a special interest in items that predict… Continue reading

Top 5 Football For Supper Subjects That I Don’t Have The Time To Write!!!

by

5) Why Can’t Athletes Keep Their Noses Clean? It’s becoming increasingly obvious that athletes are not normal people. They are role models, they are billionaires, they get their own gum and cereal boxes,… Continue reading

Urinal Texting: Taking Stalls By Storm

by

“So I made it to the urinal. What now?” This question races across the minds of men across America around 7 times a day, 6 days a week. Traditionally, urinals have been used… Continue reading

Roscoe Limps to Victory Over Cozo’s U.S. Debut

by

– Comstock Park The blustery weather led to an eventful today on the emerald greens during the first and second qualifying rounds of AJ’s Comstock Classic. The real competition focused on the duel… Continue reading

Local Basketball Rivalry Inspires Some

by

–Wealthy St. The tension in the air was thick, Sunday evening. At an unsuspecting Basketball court near the freeway, an infamous local basketball rivalry continued and gridlocked in an impromptu match. Robert “Nasty”… Continue reading

Shave and a… Burger. Two Bits.

by

Over the years, companies have found it mutually beneficial to team up and offer their various products and services together, usually only for a limited time. The basic idea makes sense, expose new… Continue reading