The Threads of Our Lives

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Throughout my life, I have come into close proximity to potential other versions of myself, not only seeing doppelgangers, but actually interacting and holding conversation with them. These instances have brought forth have… Continue reading

Bruce Willis’s Career Indicator of End of Times

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Bruce Willis has done his share of sci-fi and action films with numbers in the title, almost to the point beyond believability. Conspiracy theorists have suggested that if Bruce Willis signs up for films… Continue reading

Psycho Killer and Other Mood Music: A Definitive Theme of Childhood

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For several summers of my elementary and early middle school years, a single mix-tape was THE music I chose for myself. It was catchy, it was up-beat, it was Rock And Roll, and… Continue reading

Yell: A Bro Tribute to Allen Ginsberg’s ‘Howl’

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Yell For the Lost Brothers I have seen the most awesome bras’ of my frat  pummeled by some crazy shit, all bug-eyed, having to take the bus into to the hood to score some roids,… Continue reading

CJ’s Top 5 Ways to Stay Awake on a Solitary Road-trip

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Cross country road-trips can be dangerous entities, especially when attempted alone in the dead of the night. Many a person has fallen off the face of the earth never to be heard from… Continue reading

Radical Group Opposes Fences

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–Cincinnati, OH For the second time this week, business has halted in the McNally Fences Inc due to radical protests about their cause and practices. The party held responsible is known only as… Continue reading

Local Criminals To Celebrate Second Annual “Clarence Boddicker Day”

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–Detroit, MI This upcoming weekend marks the 22 year anniversary of the Detroit police strike. Many viewed it to be a magical weekend, filled with activities that fulfilled everyone’s wildest fantasies. This strike… Continue reading

A Late Night Query

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You ever wonder why the hell you can’t fall asleep at 3:30 at night, laying there watching the ferris wheel in your head? Well sit back and observe.

Murder Case Takes Unexpected Turns

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–Outworld It has been about one month now since the ruler of the Outworld, Raiden, was brutally murdered. The offender, Scorpion, remains at large, but not by lack of trying by the police.… Continue reading

Underground Knife Parties Take Ravers By Force

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–Pittsburgh, PA If there’s anything to say about the youth of America, it is that they thrive on danger. Somewhere in between doing illicit substances and eating sponges, our children have lost their… Continue reading