The Misadventures of Being A Single Straight Sane White Male

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Rare Device Predicts Future Is Uncertain

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– Cherry-Hill District Recently local resident Bonzo Flemington found more than he bargained for at a garage sale. Mr. Flemington is a self proclaimed oddity-collector, with a special interest in items that predict… Continue reading

Top 5 Football For Supper Subjects That I Don’t Have The Time To Write!!!

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5) Why Can’t Athletes Keep Their Noses Clean? It’s becoming increasingly obvious that athletes are not normal people. They are role models, they are billionaires, they get their own gum and cereal boxes,… Continue reading

Urinal Texting: Taking Stalls By Storm

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“So I made it to the urinal. What now?” This question races across the minds of men across America around 7 times a day, 6 days a week. Traditionally, urinals have been used… Continue reading

Roscoe Limps to Victory Over Cozo’s U.S. Debut

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– Comstock Park The blustery weather led to an eventful today on the emerald greens during the first and second qualifying rounds of AJ’s Comstock Classic. The real competition focused on the duel… Continue reading

Local Basketball Rivalry Inspires Some

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–Wealthy St. The tension in the air was thick, Sunday evening. At an unsuspecting Basketball court near the freeway, an infamous local basketball rivalry continued and gridlocked in an impromptu match. Robert “Nasty”… Continue reading

Shave and a… Burger. Two Bits.

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Over the years, companies have found it mutually beneficial to team up and offer their various products and services together, usually only for a limited time. The basic idea makes sense, expose new… Continue reading

Something’s Rotten in the Board Game Aisle

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When I think tile word games, the natural connection I come up with is fruit. Apparently I am not alone. Top toy company, The Parker Brothers, is getting a run for its money… Continue reading

Binder & Binder defend BINDER in Binder-related Binder failure

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AP– National Social Security Disabilities Advocates Binder & Binder have stepped up to the plate today in what some analysts are calling the most daring case ever undertaken by the Binder Bros. Defending… Continue reading

The Origins of The Term ‘Neuromechanic’

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This is the first in a new BFD series, where we look at the world through the eyes of a self-proclaimed ‘neuromechanic.’ In order to understand the mindset, I offer this to help… Continue reading