The Origins of The Term ‘Neuromechanic’

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This is the first in a new BFD series, where we look at the world through the eyes of a self-proclaimed ‘neuromechanic.’ In order to understand the mindset, I offer this to help… Continue reading

Top 5 Football Rap Videos

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Being The Coze, nothing spells “guilty pleasure” quite like football and rap music. And the combination of the two? Simply orgasmic. In the 80’s, it was an ongoing trend for NFL teams to… Continue reading

Grisly Murder Shakes The Outworld; Overjoys Some

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Parts Unknown, Outworld– The Outworld is in shambles today, after news broke out about the violent murder and torching of their long-running beloved leader, Raiden. Witnesses say that during a walk home through… Continue reading

Madness from the Breakfast Table

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Stress-disorders and Paranoia in Every Box!   If breakfast is indeed the most important meal of the day, then looking at what the Millennial generation ate before heading off to elementary school may… Continue reading

Mickey Forkenstein: Sex, Drugs, and Elevators

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“Step into an elevator in 1995, and what do you hear? You don’t hear crying babies, or business people talking. You don’t hear those fags Yanni or Kenny G. No sir. All you… Continue reading

Questions To Ask Yourself While Playing Contra

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– If painkillers were never invented, would the whole world huff paint? – Will the future of sports entail running around hunting each other in bulletproof jumpsuits? – Will it be the new… Continue reading

BFD Test

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A Joey Z contribution to BFD Beta. What will things look like in the future? How many heads does a serpent have? Think about it…

It’s Made of People!? Looking into Cannibalism in the Frozen Treats Industry

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It started several weeks ago, when Baskin Robbins unveiled its new summertime treat: Monkey Brain Sherbet. Most food critics and the population in general thought the gimmick was in poor taste, but competing… Continue reading

El Cozo’s Top 5 Misconceptions Made Up By Advertisers

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In a new groundbreaking category on Baseball For Dinner, I will be making “Top 5” lists. Categories will be chosen at random from “Top 5 Fast Food Slogans” to “Top 5 Movies In… Continue reading

Local Man Successfully Gets Laid After Eating Fifth-Third Burger

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Comstock Park, MI Consuming 5,000 calories in one sitting is an extremely daunting task. Appearing to be physically attractive afterward is a whole other ball game. Thursday night, the baseball game between the… Continue reading