The Zen of Cable-Wrapping

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It’s amazing how simple, repetitive tasks offer a doorway into a mindset that puts us well beyond ourselves, referred to by Eastern mystics as the life-force energy, or the Way, or simply the… Continue reading

This is what happens when you…

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G – give a mouse a cookie. PG – give a moose a muffin. PG-13 – find a stranger in the alps. R – fuck a stranger in the ass! the following is… Continue reading

A Louder Christmas!

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It’s that time of year again folks.  The holiday cheer and beer, gift money and/or socks from grandpa and grandma, and, of course, Christmas mass.  Now, if you were raised in a modest… Continue reading

Top 5 Things To Do While Listening To NBA Jam Session

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5) Change a lightbulb. 4) Eat a sandwich. 3) Break up with your girlfriend. 2) Check your body for moles. 1) Play H-O-R-S-E. Yes. Thank you.

Caught Between Worlds 3

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I’ve been giving things a lot of thought, and something still urks me about the transcription from the burnt apartment. I feel that we all have been thinking too narrowly, and I have… Continue reading

Oh, Brother Where Art The Big Fink?

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As an avid Coen Brothers fan, I looked forward to a sneak preview of Burn After Reading with an almost manic intensity. I even left a Patriot Day party when things were just… Continue reading

The Anatomy of An Audition

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR Auditions are bouncers. They stand in the doorway of your next job and, if you don’t please them, you’re turned back… Continue reading

Caught Between Worlds 2

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Caught between worlds indeed.  Moved by our subject and what may have been his last words, I felt pressed to continue the BFD investigation.  After thoroughly examining the charred manuscript, I am compelled… Continue reading

The One Where Michael Vick Gets Out of The Dog House [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup Week 13]

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Week 13 is always a telling week, solely because it is the week after week 12, and there is more to be told in the grander scheme of things being said. It is… Continue reading

Caught Between Worlds

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The following was found in an excavation of the remains of what appeared to be a normal apartment building in the suburbs of a typical US city. This was all that was able… Continue reading