Phantom Songs: “Oh Yeah” by Yello

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Throughout the course of your life, there will be songs that your ears encounter that will go into the left and out the right. You may never hear this song again, or you… Continue reading

That Darn Marmoset #1

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IN “Burn After Eating” KIDS! DON’T FORGET TO CHECK OUT “THAT DARN MARMOSET“ EVERY SATURDAY MORNING ON BFD KIDS IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR

The Complete Works of Kurt Vonnegut Part 1: Timequake, Galapagos and Deadeye Dick

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR In the following series of articles, I will rank all 14 of Kurt Vonnegut’s novel from bottom to top. But, before… Continue reading

Spew

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Life can’t possibly be easy. Ever. We can’t expect it to be. And then, suddenly, it is. What do we do with it now? Mess it up again of course. Easy is frightening.… Continue reading

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The Compromise of 1850 – HIDDEN PICTURE!

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR THE COMPROMISE OF 1850 – HIDDEN PICTURE! Hey there campers, it’s your old pal Dr. Leopold the Clown! Boy 0′ boy… Continue reading

Pork Hertylman Found Dead At Abandoned Discovery Zone

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(BFDN) — Pittsburgh, PA

Pork Hertylman, a senior columnist with Baseball For Dinner, was discovered dead by a group of transients in a vacant building in Pittsburgh on Saturday morning. Emergency responders were unable to revive him.

Baseball for Dinner Presents: Movie Mash-up Mania!

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This is baseball for dinner.  Yet the baseball content is limited.  As is the dinner content. And that’s just looking for one of the two.  Looking for both is an exercise in futility. … Continue reading

Panicky Populous 001

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In Consideration of the Daters

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I know you don’t know me, but believe me, I’m hot. I’m super hot. I’m like your nerdy childhood fantasy plus the girl next door. I’m the Barbie version of Jenna Jameson with… Continue reading