It was a busy Friday night in Asbury Park. Gaggles of well-to-do upper middle classers flocked to the coast to drink their dry beers and eat their overpriced walnut-topped salads. They didn’t bat… Continue reading
Things had gotten stale. It just didn’t do the trick anymore. I hadn’t seen my friends in weeks. And I wasn’t even sure if they actually missed meAs much as I thought I… Continue reading
Bounjour, Bière Leaguers. That was French for “Bonjour, Beer Leaguers”. Shutouts are always a tough pill to swallow. And I know a thing or two about tough pills to swallow. Ever try to… Continue reading
I mean, yeah, there is a hurricane coming through, but it’s mostly going to miss New York City. The Hamptons, on the other hand, are in for a world of hurt. But we… Continue reading
Mozz sticks on my tongueSun beams on my greasy faceTotally worth it There’s a breeze tonight.So much better than last night.Thanks so much, weather. Do you ever feelLike a cotton candy bagDriving through… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Great Caeser’s Ghost! A talking Krusty doll! I stole it from that Borgnine guy. It’s Friday, August 20th, Twenty-Twenty1. The weather in Queens is 83˚ & Pantone 6249 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading
It’s Thursday. That day after Wednesday and before Sunday. It’s also the day that I force people to pick writing prompts for me. This week’s selection came from Joe, who wanted me to… Continue reading
Ah he’s, athletes in wrestling. Often attempted, rarely pulled off, but always sports entertaining. Actually, that last statement is not true at all. The first match I ever watched with Rachel was Hogan/Rodman… Continue reading
Up there, it’s just air. Clean air, dirty air, air is air and it’s all up there. There’s some birds circling around, trying to figure out what to do with their day, figuring… Continue reading
It finally happened, Beer Leaguers! Chris Sale has finally pitched a game! Oh wait, that’s not what we’re excited about. What was it? Oh yeah. It finally happened, Beer Leaguers! Chris Davis retired… Continue reading
