It looks so wondrous at first. With the fluffy white flakes blanketing the city, it dampens the noise and causes everyone to hunker down. The city is, for a moment, almost tolerable. You… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Tastes like burning. No, it doesn’t. It’s Friday, December 18th, Holy Crap It’s Almost Over. The weather in Brooklyn is 30° & Pantone 7389EE and somewhere, somebody is drinking a cup… Continue reading
I spent a good portion of my life dodging eggnog. This is mainly due to the fact that it was never offered to me. Also, it has the word egg in it, which… Continue reading
That’s right, folks. Snowvaganza is coming! Everybody head to the store now to get a month’s worth of food! There’s going to be somewhere between 254 and 355 Millimetres of snow! That’s a… Continue reading
Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading
There’s a phrase in marketing that has always confused me. It was a huge trend in the ’90s, especially in snacks, crackers and snack crackers. Instead of saying that the packaging is bigger,… Continue reading
I expected my weekend to be lazy, but I didn’t think it would turn out like it did. Since Late Thursday Night, I have logged 22 hours into Cyberpunk 2077. And after talking… Continue reading
When I was a kid, there were a lot of things that I assumed to be true. I thought that the hole in the back of my TV was an emergency entryway for… Continue reading
Good Moleman. You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel. Is that about my cube? It’s Friday, December 11th, The Year That’s Almost Over. The weather in Brooklyn is 52° & Pantone… Continue reading
It happened, ladies and jerks. The day is finally here. Bask in its glory. Wow. Today is a good day. Because today, after waiting 7 years [also, our whole lives], Cyberpunk 2077 is… Continue reading
