The Secrets to Interdimensional Travel

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Contrary to what the title may have led you to believe, this post does not contain any instructions on how to travel between dimensions.   I just submitted a patent application and that shit’s… Continue reading

A sigh eee

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I recently started this Acai Berry pill regimen thing.  It’s true that I am starting a diet and am jumping on some sort of bandwagon, but I figured, “what the hell, I’ll give… Continue reading

On Being One That Didn’t Fall Far From The Tree

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I’m sitting on the toilet. It’s a normal day, just like any others. A whole lot of me, pants around my ankles, trying to kill time at work. Business is slower than the… Continue reading

Righteously So

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“Insightful and touching.  Aaron Brown puts it all out there and doesn’t look back.”  -Rolling Stone- “This book will BLOW YOUR MIND!”  -New York Post- “The most important work of literature to come… Continue reading

Go Nowhere In Manhattan: Times Square

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The one thing that BfD needs is another series. The previous statement may or may not be sarcastic. Interpret as you please. This is the first installment of a series that chronicles my… Continue reading

Ginnard’s Album of the Month: Sleigh Bells – Treats

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*In an attempt to contribute to the ever increasing glory that is BFD I have come up with Ginnard’s Album of the Month.  An album does not have to be recently released in… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Snap! – “The Power”

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This story starts right after your downfall. While leaning up against your locker, pretending to look cool, the bully Fredrerick McPudge pulls your pants down and kicks you in the ass. And right… Continue reading

Made of Marble Pt. 1 by Marble Mummy: A Brief-ish Album Review

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[Once again, I am writing to a brick wall. The following review is for an album that you will not be able to find in stores or hear on the radio. This is… Continue reading

So you think you have a soul

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Really?  Have you put any thought into this?  Probably a few minutes before you got bored… Well, as an engineer, I think about things like this all the time.  When something doesn’t make… Continue reading

Theory of Complication

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There is one thing that I know to be true about the world.  It’s complicated.  And if one traces its history, one can be sure it will grow even more complicated over time. … Continue reading