Day 255: At Least There Were No No-Nos [Beer League Roundup Week 8]

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What’s up, Beer Leaguers? It’s me, the interim commish, the Coze, the only one of you that has to work before 3 on Memorial Day, so let’s cut to the chase. We survived… Continue reading

Day 254: Because It Won’t Stop Raining [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I hate the expression, “April showers bring May flowers”. It’s a complete lie. I have actually bought no flowers in the month of May. This is probably because it was raining the whole… Continue reading

Day 253: Baseball Haikus – Rockies vs Mets

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Vizzy Hard SeltzerTastes of booze and butt berriesStraight to stomach ache Top of the 2nd: Rockies 0, Mets 0 James McCann, babyMore like James McWillGoYardFlies out to right field Raimel Tapia Looks like… Continue reading

Day 252: I’d Rather Shoot A Stoplight [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hey, Clinton! Paint my chicken coop! It’s Friday, May 28th, Two Thousand and 21. The weather in Long Island City is 51˚ & Pantone 17-4821 and somewhere, somebody is climbing a… Continue reading

Day 251: 400 Words About Shopping Carts

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Oh nice, it’s Thursday again. Time to creep somebody out by asking them to name a number and an object! This weeks prompt came from a co-worker, who had no idea what was… Continue reading

Day 250: Turning It Around

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It’s fucking Wednesday. The rest of the week holds nothing for me. There’ll be a long drive. My doctor’s going to look at me like I’m a fucking idiot. The game will get… Continue reading

Day 249: This Is His Day

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This is his day. His Reeboks are crisp. Maybe they’re too crisp. They could be blindingly crisp. Some passing pedestrian could be temporarily distracted by them and run into a hot dog vendor.… Continue reading

Day 248: At Least We Have A New Fearless Leader [Beer League Roundup Week 7]

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What’s up, Beer Leaguers? As you can tell by the title, the brief and terrifying reign of Zook is now over! We all have the right to point our fingers at him and… Continue reading

Day 247: Because I Got To Work Early [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Trust me, I know it’s early. I had to wake up at the buttcrack of dawn to do training for work. And even though it took me forever to find a parking spot,… Continue reading

Day 246: Baseball Haikus – Renegades vs Cyclones

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Slow concession standsNobody is in a rushSo we’ll miss first pitch Joe “The Nord” GenordCouldn’t finish his at-batAvorded The Nord Middle of the 2nd: Renegades 0, Cyclones 0 Stolen base challengeDoing what the… Continue reading