Day 351: I Guess It’s More Saturday Haikus

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Twenty-Three HoursI was awake yesterday.So I slept for six. I don’t wanna leave,But I can’t just stay in bed.Plus, I have to pee Very surprising.My bones, they are not achingFrom the long Friday.… Continue reading

Day 350: I’d Rather Let The GPS Predict The Future [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Top of the hour, time for the morning news. But of course, there is no news yet. Everyone’s still asleep in their comfy, comfy bread. Goodnight, everybody. It’s Friday, September 3rd,… Continue reading

Day 349: 420 Words About A Potato Peeler

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It’s Thursday and you know what that means. Time for me to force somebody else to come up with a writing prompt for me! In other words, my favorite day of the week.… Continue reading

Day 348: 10 Matches That I’m Looking Forward To This Weekend [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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September is finally upon us and it’s the month that I’m fully prepared to give up my soul to pro wrestling. Mid-way through, I’m going to end up going to 3 shows in… Continue reading

Day 347: Descendant Of Chester

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They’re like Cheetos, but 50 times better! [Crunch] Maybe like 52 times better. This is the way. I couldn’t believe that she had never had Baked Cheetos before. I mean, yes, okay, I… Continue reading

Day 346: It Doesn’t

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It doesn’t have to be a banger. It doesn’t even have to slap. It doesn’t need to come organically. It doesn’t need to be forced. It doesn’t have to make a statement. It… Continue reading

Day 345: Because This Project Is Almost Over [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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As the title obviously tells, I have been writing for 345 consecutive days. I knew that I would make it to this benchmark, but I didn’t think I would have so easily. Don’t… Continue reading

Day 344: More Saturday Haikus

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Woke up around 10But it still wasn’t enoughI’m gonna need more Woke up around noonBut that was way too much restWant an hour back My head is buzzingI struggle to make coffeeI need… Continue reading

Day 343: I’d Rather Have Godzilla Come On A Weekday [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hey Clinton, I told you to shave those sideburns! Make me! It’s Friday, August 27th, 2 Thousand 20 One. The weather in Astoria is 86˚ & Pantone 7450 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 342: 383 Words About Egg Capsule Machines

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It’s Thursday! Cool! It’s the day where I force people to pick writing prompts for me! You probably already knew this! I’ve been doing it for months! This week, my sister is in… Continue reading