I’d Rather Make It A Blockbuster Night [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hellooooo. [This quote is not funny because there’s no context to state that the doctors left him behind while still in the X-Ray machine. Drawing at straws, here.] It’s Friday, December… Continue reading

I’d Rather Accept The Unacceptable [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Didn’t that movie used to have a war in it? It’s Friday, December 7, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 38˚ & Pantone 3005C and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be Watching The Weather Channel [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Cowabunga, dudes! It’s Friday, November 30, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ & Pantone d8d4cf and somewhere, somebody is trying to find their way to The Bronx.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Hang In A Low-Concept Space [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me. It’s Friday, November 23, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Chappaqua is 23°… Continue reading

I’d Rather Still Have Strep Throat [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Combed, biscuits, chicken, yellow, mailman. You’ve already quoted this one before, Troy. Very good. It’s Friday, November 16, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 42° & Pantone PMS… Continue reading

I’d Rather Answer The Questions That I Ask Myself [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Give it a try, it’s like kissing a peanut! It’s Friday, November 9th, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 50˚ & pantone 406C and somewhere, somebody is watching… Continue reading

Suspended Disbelief [TeeCoZee’s AL Roundup August 2018]

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When I first saw Bull Durham, it was on a moldy couch and my room mate was probably smoking tobacco out of a bong, because college. I was not at all a baseball… Continue reading

Mach-Ado About Nothing [TeeCoZee’s MLB Midseason Roundup 2018]

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I usually go on vacation during the All Star Break. This isn’t because of the stoppage of baseball, it’s just the week I generally pick to leave the city. It’s a good mid-way… Continue reading

Desperately Seeking Derek Lastname [TeeCoZee’s NL Roundup May 2018]

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Zook and I used to have a game. Actually, calling it a game would be an exaggeration. It was more of a challenge, something to exercise our dumb wit and keen eye for… Continue reading

Anthony Gose Decided To Be a Pitcher and I Can’t Even Reinvent My Breakfast Routine

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It happened while I was walking down the sidewalk to the deli to stock up on a few more bottles of my favorite chalky breakfast replacement liquid, Soylent, that I saw a man,… Continue reading