Day 346: It Doesn’t

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It doesn’t have to be a banger. It doesn’t even have to slap. It doesn’t need to come organically. It doesn’t need to be forced. It doesn’t have to make a statement. It… Continue reading

Day 345: Because This Project Is Almost Over [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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As the title obviously tells, I have been writing for 345 consecutive days. I knew that I would make it to this benchmark, but I didn’t think I would have so easily. Don’t… Continue reading

Day 344: More Saturday Haikus

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Woke up around 10But it still wasn’t enoughI’m gonna need more Woke up around noonBut that was way too much restWant an hour back My head is buzzingI struggle to make coffeeI need… Continue reading

Day 343: I’d Rather Have Godzilla Come On A Weekday [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hey Clinton, I told you to shave those sideburns! Make me! It’s Friday, August 27th, 2 Thousand 20 One. The weather in Astoria is 86˚ & Pantone 7450 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 342: 383 Words About Egg Capsule Machines

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It’s Thursday! Cool! It’s the day where I force people to pick writing prompts for me! You probably already knew this! I’ve been doing it for months! This week, my sister is in… Continue reading

Day 341: Wrestling Is Truly The Best [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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It was a busy Friday night in Asbury Park. Gaggles of well-to-do upper middle classers flocked to the coast to drink their dry beers and eat their overpriced walnut-topped salads. They didn’t bat… Continue reading

Day 340: A Reset Was Needed

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Things had gotten stale. It just didn’t do the trick anymore. I hadn’t seen my friends in weeks. And I wasn’t even sure if they actually missed meAs much as I thought I… Continue reading

Day 339: At Least Two Teams Won A Shutout [Beer League Roundup Week 19]

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Bounjour, Bière Leaguers. That was French for “Bonjour, Beer Leaguers”. Shutouts are always a tough pill to swallow. And I know a thing or two about tough pills to swallow. Ever try to… Continue reading

Day 338: Because There’s A Hurricane Coming Through [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I mean, yeah, there is a hurricane coming through, but it’s mostly going to miss New York City. The Hamptons, on the other hand, are in for a world of hurt. But we… Continue reading

Day 337: Baseball Haikus – Dodgers at Mets 08/14/2021

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Mozz sticks on my tongueSun beams on my greasy faceTotally worth it There’s a breeze tonight.So much better than last night.Thanks so much, weather. Do you ever feelLike a cotton candy bagDriving through… Continue reading