Day 064: This Dude

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This dude right here. This dude knows what’s up. This dude gets it. This dude doesn’t need it spelled out for him. This dude fucks. This dude has worn through 3 different joker… Continue reading

Day 063: I’d Rather Feel Like A Human Again [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Why would they come just to boo us? I was saying “Boo-Urns”. It’s Friday, November 20, Two Zero Twenty. The weather in Brooklyn is 68° & Pantone 14-4809 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 062: Top 5 Upsides To A New Lockdown

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Well, you guys really did it this time. Thank you so much for finding your mask to be suffocating and itchy. I’m so glad that you couldn’t resist rushing the field at a… Continue reading

Day 061: Bev of the Week – Budweiser

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This line is stretching for miles. After a couple my minutes, my face is already drenched in sweat. The cavernous aisleways of Michael’s reek of sweat, desperation and fake cinnamon-pine. The true scent… Continue reading

Day 060: When It Comes To Wrestling, I’m Always Wrong

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There’s something addictive about the humbling feeling of being wrong. It’s comforting to know that you’re a mortal human that is not living in a simulation. Being wrong makes things more interesting, as… Continue reading

Day 059: Cup of Noodles

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Outside of the factory, it was quiet. This must be what Racho Cucamonga sounds like. Muffled and serene. Or maybe it was just the box it was in. Regardless, things got scary real… Continue reading

Day 058: Top 5 Top 5 List Sunday!!!

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When you’re doing a habitual commitment like this one, routine is key. Most mornings, I wake up, roll over, snug Rachel and then complain out loud that I don’t know what to write… Continue reading

Day 057: Put Your Mask Back On, Dummy

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A wise man named Big Shaq once said, “You know man’s international now, check the statistics”. Forget about the whole international part, we already knew that, bruv. But check the statistics. Go ahead,… Continue reading

Day 056: I’d Rather Not Be Known As Rookieman56 [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hi, I’m Troy McLure. You may remember me as Sergeant Fatso Judson in “From Here To Eternity”. It’s Friday, November 13th [eep], the year before next. The weather in Brooklyn is… Continue reading

Day 055: That’s Right. I Bought A Console On Launch Day.

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I’m a man of many stupid ambitions. I’ve always wanted to ride in a blimp. I’m still waiting for a day to come when I get a Gatorade shower. I want to invent… Continue reading