Day 227: At Least AJ Pollock Proved To Be The Better Fish Man [Beer League Roundup Week 4]

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Whazzup, Beer Leaguers. We’re coming off from a productive week for nearly every team. Somehow, nobody’s butt fell off. I don’t know how that happened, especially when I was using a Zack Wheeler… Continue reading

Day 226: Because It May Be May [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Oh snap, it’s May! Cool. Whatever. I played daily fantasy yesterday for the sole purpose of betting a dollar on Dustin May. Because Dustin May was pitching on May Day. He got through… Continue reading

Day 225: Ad Nauseous – Corona De Mayo

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Usually, when I walk into work after a day off, I run into a surprise or two. Registers aren’t based properly, somebody messed up a transaction in ways that I can’t even comprehend,… Continue reading

Day 224: I’d Rather Go To Circuit City [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hello, my name is Mr. Kurns. I believe you have a letter for me. Okay, Mr Kurns, what’s your first name? It’s Kurns, stupid! It’s Friday, April 30th, Twenty Deux Une.… Continue reading

Day 223: 369 Words About Steak

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It’s Thursday. And you know what that means. Actually, you probably don’t. I don’t really know, either. But I’ve decided that Thursday is the day that I write a random number of words… Continue reading

Day 222: Baseball Haikus – Red Sox at Mets

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Top 1: Red Sox 0, Mets 0 Short bearded hosersHanging out with their mothersHaving a Wednesday Top 2: Sawx 0, Mets 0 Mound trip alreadyTried to get their bearings straightWasting leadoff walks Bottom… Continue reading

Day 221: Breaking The Norms

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I was always told to not sit too close to the TV. We all were. It’s a normal thing to be told. But I never really listened, as NES and Genesis controller cords… Continue reading

Day 220: At Least CJ Cron Is Doing Something [Beer League Roundup Week 3]

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Holy Jabroni, Beer Leaguers, that was a wild week! There was blowouts, upsets, nail biters, nail grinders, nail hoagies and even a tie game! So in other words, it was just like any… Continue reading

Day 219: Because There’s 14 Guys Doing Nothing [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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It’s allegedly the last day of the N train slingshot clusterfuck of doom and here I am once again, stupid enough to believe that it might be better this time. I’m dead wrong.… Continue reading

Day 218: On Watching Greatness

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I went to a lot of Lions games as a kid. While nowadays, that sentiment is met with pain and disappointment, things were a lot different back then. The team was still just… Continue reading