What’s up Bear Leeguers? Remember Alcides Escobar? He’s back and not even in Pog form! The former all-star, gold glover and certified Boy hasn’t seen a major league at-bat since 2018, back when… Continue reading
Oh snap, the 4th of July landed on a Sunday! That means I get to write a whole bunch of lists about America! Hell yes! I don’t even feel like saying anything else,… Continue reading
Trying to warm upThe paparazzi followsNo moments alone Master of the moundBlasts moonshots almost nightlyShohei Ohtani Top of the 2nd: Angels 2, Yankees 7 It fell apart quickWalking everyone in sightHe’s already out… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Wait, there was no cane in Citizen Kane! Shhh…you wanna get sued?!? It’s Friday, July 2nd, 20Twenty1. The weather in Astoria is 77° & Pantone 17-1503 and somewhere, somebody is being… Continue reading
It’s Thursday night. And you know what that means. It means I’m really late at writing and I looked for a prompt in a hurry. This weeks prompt came from my lovely wife,… Continue reading
The mid-90s were a strange time for professional wrestling. In the wake of the great Hulkamania crash, both WWF and WCW were doing whatever they could to get ratings. But their desperation showed… Continue reading
This is the Morning of Horrible Realizations. The first one: that this isn’t the Morning of Horrible Realizations, but rather, The Afternoon of Horrible Realizations. The second one: that I forgot to buy… Continue reading
What up, League Beer-ers? Yeah, I get it. I can feel the malaise, too. We’re rapidly approaching the dog days of Summer. Trades just aren’t happening like they used to, pitchers are constanly… Continue reading
This week, I started making active steps towards improving my mental health. One of those steps that I’m taking upon myself is recognizing the things that bring me anxiety and try to mitigate… Continue reading
Top of the 1st: Phillies 0, Mets 0 Bruce fucking HooperCold at Citi for 3 yearsNot hot, never hot Vat of sauerkraut Brings back drunken memoriesOf eating handfuls Top of the 3rd: Phucks… Continue reading
