Day 290: At Least Alcides Escobar Is Back [Beer League Roundup Week 13]

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What’s up Bear Leeguers? Remember Alcides Escobar? He’s back and not even in Pog form! The former all-star, gold glover and certified Boy hasn’t seen a major league at-bat since 2018, back when… Continue reading

Day 289: Because America [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Oh snap, the 4th of July landed on a Sunday! That means I get to write a whole bunch of lists about America! Hell yes! I don’t even feel like saying anything else,… Continue reading

Day 288: Baseball Haikus – Angels at Yankees 6/30/2021

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Trying to warm upThe paparazzi followsNo moments alone Master of the moundBlasts moonshots almost nightlyShohei Ohtani Top of the 2nd: Angels 2, Yankees 7 It fell apart quickWalking everyone in sightHe’s already out… Continue reading

Day 287: I’d Rather Leave In The 3rd Inning [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Wait, there was no cane in Citizen Kane! Shhh…you wanna get sued?!? It’s Friday, July 2nd, 20Twenty1. The weather in Astoria is 77° & Pantone 17-1503 and somewhere, somebody is being… Continue reading

Day 286: 419 Words About Ice Cream

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It’s Thursday night. And you know what that means. It means I’m really late at writing and I looked for a prompt in a hurry. This weeks prompt came from my lovely wife,… Continue reading

Day 285: 1996 Was The Year Of The Imposter [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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The mid-90s were a strange time for professional wrestling. In the wake of the great Hulkamania crash, both WWF and WCW were doing whatever they could to get ratings. But their desperation showed… Continue reading

Day 284: Scorch

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This is the Morning of Horrible Realizations. The first one: that this isn’t the Morning of Horrible Realizations, but rather, The Afternoon of Horrible Realizations. The second one: that I forgot to buy… Continue reading

Day 283: At Least We’re Halfway Done [Beer League Roundup Week 12]

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What up, League Beer-ers? Yeah, I get it. I can feel the malaise, too. We’re rapidly approaching the dog days of Summer. Trades just aren’t happening like they used to, pitchers are constanly… Continue reading

Day 282: Because I Need To Finish This Before Work [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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This week, I started making active steps towards improving my mental health. One of those steps that I’m taking upon myself is recognizing the things that bring me anxiety and try to mitigate… Continue reading

Day 281: Baseball Haiku Doubleheader – Phillies at Mets 6/25/21

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Top of the 1st: Phillies 0, Mets 0 Bruce fucking HooperCold at Citi for 3 yearsNot hot, never hot Vat of sauerkraut Brings back drunken memoriesOf eating handfuls Top of the 3rd: Phucks… Continue reading