Day 310: Because I’d Rather Have People Pick Lists For Me [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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As the sun sets on another stressful Sunday, I’m arrested by the realization that I have no lists to…umm…list. So instead of writing about my crippling anxiety, I begged you, the reader, to… Continue reading

Day 309: Baseball Haikus – Current Standings 07/24/21

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AL EAST Boston Red Sox (60-38) Credit to DugieAnd Mr Banana ManFor the surprise wins. Tampa Bay Rays (59-39) They sold off their Ace,And they still keep winning games.Fucked up strategy. New York… Continue reading

Day 308: I’d Rather Not Let Willy Cause A Car Accident [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig? I don’t know. Pigs tend to chew. I’d say you sweat more like a duck. It’s Friday,… Continue reading

Day 307: 372 Words About “Working Girl”

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The day has come where I force people to pick writing prompts for me. I guess you might call it, “Thursday”. I still don’t really have a better name for it. Whatever. Today’s… Continue reading

Day 306: The Key To Tudor City

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I’m running late again. But I know I’ll have to wait forever. The air is surprisingly clear as I shuffle down 42nd street. But looking deep into the horizon, I still can’t see… Continue reading

Day 305: It’s Saturday!

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I woke up late. Not too late to be deemed late, but late enough. I had exactly 2 minutes to leave for work. No sweat. I’ll just text my boss and let him… Continue reading

Day 304: Control

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I need to take control.Or at least that’s what I was told.Because doing so might be beneficialIn taking care of whatever’s going on. I would say my greatest fear is losing all control.Not… Continue reading

Day 303: Because I Forgot That Tony Hawk Came Out For The Switch [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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As the title clearly shows, I completely forgot that the Switch port of THPS 1+2 came out. Not that I haven’t already played through the PS4/5 version 30 times already, because I have.… Continue reading

Day 302: Lazy Haiku Saturday

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Woke up around tenAlready fully preparedTo relax all day Ah yes, cold pizzaThe breakfast of championsWith extra olives The salon is fullIt looks like our appointmentWill not be on time A maskless jerkfaceGets… Continue reading

Day 301: I’d Rather Get More Accurate Notifications [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Let that be a lesson, kids. Never try. If you want some butter, it’s under my face. It’s Friday, July 16th, Two0TwoOne. The weather in Astoria is 85˚ & Pantone 15-3919… Continue reading