Day 343: I’d Rather Have Godzilla Come On A Weekday [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hey Clinton, I told you to shave those sideburns! Make me! It’s Friday, August 27th, 2 Thousand 20 One. The weather in Astoria is 86˚ & Pantone 7450 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 342: 383 Words About Egg Capsule Machines

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It’s Thursday! Cool! It’s the day where I force people to pick writing prompts for me! You probably already knew this! I’ve been doing it for months! This week, my sister is in… Continue reading

Day 341: Wrestling Is Truly The Best [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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It was a busy Friday night in Asbury Park. Gaggles of well-to-do upper middle classers flocked to the coast to drink their dry beers and eat their overpriced walnut-topped salads. They didn’t bat… Continue reading

Day 340: A Reset Was Needed

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Things had gotten stale. It just didn’t do the trick anymore. I hadn’t seen my friends in weeks. And I wasn’t even sure if they actually missed meAs much as I thought I… Continue reading

Day 339: At Least Two Teams Won A Shutout [Beer League Roundup Week 19]

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Bounjour, Bière Leaguers. That was French for “Bonjour, Beer Leaguers”. Shutouts are always a tough pill to swallow. And I know a thing or two about tough pills to swallow. Ever try to… Continue reading

Day 338: Because There’s A Hurricane Coming Through [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I mean, yeah, there is a hurricane coming through, but it’s mostly going to miss New York City. The Hamptons, on the other hand, are in for a world of hurt. But we… Continue reading

Day 337: Baseball Haikus – Dodgers at Mets 08/14/2021

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Mozz sticks on my tongueSun beams on my greasy faceTotally worth it There’s a breeze tonight.So much better than last night.Thanks so much, weather. Do you ever feelLike a cotton candy bagDriving through… Continue reading

Day 336: I’d Rather Just Eat A Hot Dog [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Great Caeser’s Ghost! A talking Krusty doll! I stole it from that Borgnine guy. It’s Friday, August 20th, Twenty-Twenty1. The weather in Queens is 83˚ & Pantone 6249 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 335: 499 Words About A Bucket

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It’s Thursday. That day after Wednesday and before Sunday. It’s also the day that I force people to pick writing prompts for me. This week’s selection came from Joe, who wanted me to… Continue reading

Day 334: Athletes That Should Have Dabbled In Wrestling [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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Ah he’s, athletes in wrestling. Often attempted, rarely pulled off, but always sports entertaining. Actually, that last statement is not true at all. The first match I ever watched with Rachel was Hogan/Rodman… Continue reading