Category Archive: Wrasslin For Lunch

Day 292: Stupid Storyline Ideas – Jimmy Uso [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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As reported by every single news source covering sports, sports entertainment and the state of Florida, Jimmy Uso was pulled over Monday night in Pensacola. He was driving 50 in a 35 and… Continue reading

Day 285: 1996 Was The Year Of The Imposter [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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The mid-90s were a strange time for professional wrestling. In the wake of the great Hulkamania crash, both WWF and WCW were doing whatever they could to get ratings. But their desperation showed… Continue reading

Day 278: Top 5 Dumbest Things That WWE Has Done This Week [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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I started watching WCW the other day. I decided to start at the inception of the NWO and just start grinding my way through it. I feel like WCW in it’s heyday is… Continue reading

Day 271: Top 5 Worst Gimmick Matches [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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If there’s one thing that Vince McMahon loves more than vascular dudes and changing his mind, it’s forcing his talent into gimmick matches for no reason. Between TLC, Elimination Chamber and Extreme Rules,… Continue reading

Day 264: A Tale Of Two Products [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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I never fancied myself to be a sports writer. The news cycle on it is much too short for blogging purposes. I would spend all day plugging away at something and by the… Continue reading

Day 257: And They Shall Be Freed From Vince’s Basement [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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On the first leg of the Road To Wrestlemania, probably like a mile or so in, it seemed like Keith Lee was going to be shot to the moon. He had a wonderful… Continue reading

Day 204: A Lazy Mark’s Guide To Wrestlemania [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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Ah, yes. Wrestlemania. The Showcase of the Immortals. The Crown Jewel. The Show To End All Shows. The Spring Classic. The Megapowers Collide. Heat. Dx Raided. The Ragin’ Climax. What The World Is… Continue reading

Day 194: How Can An Entire Show Be That Bad? [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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For the record, what follows was supposed to be written yesterday, Tuesday, the day after Raw and also the morning of the unveiling of the god awful IWGP World Heavyweight Title Belt. I… Continue reading

Day 185: I Was Going To Write About Wrestling

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I was going to write about wrestlingAnd how pointless last night’s Fastlane In Your House PPV was.But then I got distracted by something elseAnd I ran out of time. I was going to… Continue reading

Day 181: The “Weakest Women’s Division” Made A Statement [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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It’s crazy how something can be filled to the brim and still be an afterthought. If I had a hat that was filled to the brim with Mac n Cheese, I would notice… Continue reading