Category Archive: Wednesday Whinings

I WISH I WAS BACK AT BURNING MAN [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good Wednesday! Time is just a concept we’ve created to time our orgasms. Also, it might not even be Wednesday where you are, and it’s actually already Thursday here, secret space alien…This will… Continue reading

I WISH I KNEW YOU BETTER [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Hello! Hope you’re having a nice Wednesday! Thank you Rob Shmidt, I will. Last week Wednesday took a vacation, this week he’s beating himself up for eating too many fish tacos on said… Continue reading

I WISH I LIVED IN A BAG OF PUBES [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Is it Wednesday again? It is, motha fucka! Did you have a good week so far? Tell the screen… tell the screen! I spent the last week in San Francisco, which always reminds… Continue reading

I WISH I HAD ALL THE DICKS [WEDNESDAY WHININGS W. H2K]

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Hey! It’s Wednesday! Orange you glad it’s not Thursday? What do you have against Thursdays? Jerk. The last two weeks have been really uplifting. There’s been a war in my second hometown, I… Continue reading

I WISH I HAD TWELVE NIPPLES [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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It’s a good late afternoon for anyone who doesn’t like pre-noon hours. Today is July 9th and I know I missed last week, but I equally know that no one cares. So… F-It.… Continue reading

I WISH I WASN’T SO SCARED OF FAILURE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good morning, except that by the time I finish this it’ll be late afternoon at the latest. So good whatever it is you’re experiencing right now. I hope it’s a good one. I… Continue reading

I WISH I HAD A TUB FULL OF COLE SLAW [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good morning, people of planet Earth. Yes, it’s morning now. [Or maybe it’s afternoon.] Take a moment to reflect on where you woke up this morning, is it where you wanted to be?… Continue reading

I WISH I LOVED PRESSED JUICE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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The afternoon is good, it’s good, and god, he’s okay. Today is Wednesday June 11th 2014 and I swear I’m not turning this into a bi-weekly thing. Or am I? I think I… Continue reading

I WISH I WAS A CELEBRITY DRAG QUEEN [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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  Good one hour after noon PM, it is 1pm and I’m eating a yogurt pop, what have you done with your life lately? I missed last weeks Whinings and that will happen… Continue reading

I WISH I BELIEVED I COULD FLY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good evening coastal people, It is 8:40pm in my hometown of New York, but I am actually writing this whinings from Los Angeles, where it is still mid afternoon. So suck it. Today… Continue reading