Category Archive: Untitled Word Count Thing Thursday

501 Words About It

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I feel like it’s about time that we talk about it. But what is “it”, exactly? I guess it’s everything. There’s a lot of things going on that people are discussing, so I… Continue reading

319 Words About The Wind

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Some say it blows. I say it sucks. It also blows. It’s one of the few things that can do both. Others include vacuums, our breath and the Detroit Lions. Just like the… Continue reading

421 Words To The Ten-Year-Old

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Your fluff knows no bounds. It doesn’t even know the definition of “bounds”. It doesn’t know the definition of a lot of things. It’s fluff, it has no brain. But you do. And… Continue reading

248 Words About Clayton Kershaw’s Perfect 7 Innings

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Kershaw’s career ERA is 2.48, so I have to keep this short. Just like the outing he had yesterday: short. He threw 7 perfect innings off of 80 pitches and 13 strikeouts. And… Continue reading

319 Words About Brussels Sprouts

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I remember when I was young. A lot of people don’t have this ability, but I digress. When I was really young, the common enemy that Big Media was casting us kids against… Continue reading

311 Words About This Rust

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This rust has seen a lot of things. It’s existed in many forms and has been many places. Actually, no, it hasn’t. I mistook it for some other rust that I saw. You… Continue reading

409 Words About The Big New Yorker Pizza

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Just because you remember something, it doesn’t mean that the thing was good. We inherently poke and prod at our nostalgia receptors whenever a discontinued item is brought up. It reminds us of… Continue reading

317 Words About Rainy Thursdays

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You can do whatever you want. Because it’s Thursday.It’s raining outside.And you aint got shit to do. You can sit in bed for a while.Shake off the dizziness.You can make a bowl of… Continue reading

468 Words About An Interaction With A Customer

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He’s got that lazy mad scientist vibe. His hoodie is dirty, his beard always scraggly and he wears hospital scrub pants, but he’s not in the medical field. He’s the 6th grade science… Continue reading

301 Words About Colin’s Lunch

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It still looks as good as it did last night. A salmon fillet with a walnut crust (he would’ve preferred pistachios, but if you’re already springing for salmon, you can’t also splurge on… Continue reading