352 Words About Some Dudes I Saw On My Commute
This asshole Subaru. It’s too early for this shit. Coming at me from behind at full speed like he has somewhere to be. This kind of behavior is acceptable at night, but in… Continue reading
Category Archive: Untitled Word Count Thing Thursday
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501 Words About It
I feel like it’s about time that we talk about it. But what is “it”, exactly? I guess it’s everything. There’s a lot of things going on that people are discussing, so I… Continue reading
319 Words About The Wind
Some say it blows. I say it sucks. It also blows. It’s one of the few things that can do both. Others include vacuums, our breath and the Detroit Lions. Just like the… Continue reading
421 Words To The Ten-Year-Old
Your fluff knows no bounds. It doesn’t even know the definition of “bounds”. It doesn’t know the definition of a lot of things. It’s fluff, it has no brain. But you do. And… Continue reading
248 Words About Clayton Kershaw’s Perfect 7 Innings
Kershaw’s career ERA is 2.48, so I have to keep this short. Just like the outing he had yesterday: short. He threw 7 perfect innings off of 80 pitches and 13 strikeouts. And… Continue reading
319 Words About Brussels Sprouts
I remember when I was young. A lot of people don’t have this ability, but I digress. When I was really young, the common enemy that Big Media was casting us kids against… Continue reading
311 Words About This Rust
This rust has seen a lot of things. It’s existed in many forms and has been many places. Actually, no, it hasn’t. I mistook it for some other rust that I saw. You… Continue reading
409 Words About The Big New Yorker Pizza
Just because you remember something, it doesn’t mean that the thing was good. We inherently poke and prod at our nostalgia receptors whenever a discontinued item is brought up. It reminds us of… Continue reading
317 Words About Rainy Thursdays
You can do whatever you want. Because it’s Thursday.It’s raining outside.And you aint got shit to do. You can sit in bed for a while.Shake off the dizziness.You can make a bowl of… Continue reading
468 Words About An Interaction With A Customer
He’s got that lazy mad scientist vibe. His hoodie is dirty, his beard always scraggly and he wears hospital scrub pants, but he’s not in the medical field. He’s the 6th grade science… Continue reading