As Awkward Haiku Radio grew we had to hire Matt’s cousins to be field reporters. In this edition we when’t to da Yoop, Ireland and Jamaica. International Dada Show Download: Dada Morning Show… Continue reading
Somewhere else out there, there is something better, but I don’t want that today as I woke up with the fixation to go to the mall, which is an activity that I enjoy… Continue reading
The following was found in an excavation of the remains of what appeared to be a normal apartment building in the suburbs of a typical US city. This was all that was able… Continue reading
IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR Greetings, my brothers and sisters of the Zodiac. During a recent spiritual quest that I embarked upon in the dew rich… Continue reading
The date is October 22, 2009. I remember this because when I woke up in my haze this morning, I knew that I would remember this date for no reason at all. I… Continue reading
Wanted a gin and tonic today to crawl into so I can forget my troubles, are at least become inarticulate enough that no one continues to listen to my whiny bitching about what… Continue reading
Yell For the Lost Brothers I have seen the most awesome bras’ of my frat pummeled by some crazy shit, all bug-eyed, having to take the bus into to the hood to score some roids,… Continue reading
You ever wonder why the hell you can’t fall asleep at 3:30 at night, laying there watching the ferris wheel in your head? Well sit back and observe.