Uncle Brian the Leper
let me tell you something about uncle brian…he’s a genius. that’s undeniable, just ask PK. but he’s a genius in ways that you may be unfamiliar with… if you haven’t read PK’s first… Continue reading
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Spew
Life can’t possibly be easy. Ever. We can’t expect it to be. And then, suddenly, it is. What do we do with it now? Mess it up again of course. Easy is frightening.… Continue reading
Why frame 201,993 of Spiderman 2 is the most terrifying image put to celluloid.
James Franco is having a rough day. He just can’t catch a break. His obsession over killing Spiderman has imploded on itself after finding out his long time friend Peter Parker is the… Continue reading
BfD “U-Decide!” 2010
So it’s time to hit the polls and be a part of Baseball for Dinner FAME! We don’t usually allow you to participate and feel like you’re part of something, but when we… Continue reading
LOST
Just shut up right now. This has nothing to do with your TV show. You know, the one where people get LOST on this desert island, and they’re all stressed out because they’ve… Continue reading
Uncle Brian the Economite
On the way back to New York from our short Michigan vacation, the wife and I detoured to Meadville, PA. A modest little city in the Northwest corner of Pennsylvania where Baseball for… Continue reading
Lost In June
This is the perfect moment. I sit here watching the space of which nothing happens. All dust has been settled. The birds have gone somewhere else. If you listen hard enough you can… Continue reading
no, that’s just silly
so i was waiting in SFO for my delayed flight to chicago. realizing my extra time, i thought i should pull out my laptop and do some writing… you know when you get… Continue reading
Grease Spot
The story I wrote before Grease Spot was about a jousting tournament. Like most of the stories I wrote in 7th grade, there was: A twisted villain An unlikely hero An underdeveloped love interest And enough bone crushing, R-rated violence to give Quentin Tarentino a chubby. I found a copy of Grease Spot when I was back in Reed City this past November