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I WISH I HAD TWELVE NIPPLES [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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It’s a good late afternoon for anyone who doesn’t like pre-noon hours. Today is July 9th and I know I missed last week, but I equally know that no one cares. So… F-It.… Continue reading

I WISH I WASN’T SO SCARED OF FAILURE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good morning, except that by the time I finish this it’ll be late afternoon at the latest. So good whatever it is you’re experiencing right now. I hope it’s a good one. I… Continue reading

I WISH I LOVED PRESSED JUICE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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The afternoon is good, it’s good, and god, he’s okay. Today is Wednesday June 11th 2014 and I swear I’m not turning this into a bi-weekly thing. Or am I? I think I… Continue reading

I WISH I WAS A CELEBRITY DRAG QUEEN [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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  Good one hour after noon PM, it is 1pm and I’m eating a yogurt pop, what have you done with your life lately? I missed last weeks Whinings and that will happen… Continue reading

I WISH I BELIEVED I COULD FLY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good evening coastal people, It is 8:40pm in my hometown of New York, but I am actually writing this whinings from Los Angeles, where it is still mid afternoon. So suck it. Today… Continue reading

New Knuckler In Town!

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After Monday’s game in Houston, CJ “Triple X” Wilson boasted offhandedly about how he’d added a new pitch to his repertoire – a bona fide knuckler! Suuure ya did, CJ. I mean, granted,… Continue reading

I WISH CHANGE DIDN’T WEIGH ME DOWN [WEDNESDAY WHININGS W/ H2K]

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Good afternoon people, because morning is for microscopic creatures that live inside your nostrils. Today is April 2nd, and that’s the truth… April fools does not extend into the second, don’t believe anyone… Continue reading

My First Trip to the Gay Bar

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I was the DD for the night as we made our way to our final destination: a gay bar in the heart of San Francisco. It was my girlfriend’s birthday, and she decided… Continue reading

The Shocking Truth Behind 47 Percent of Mitt Romney Pictures.

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In a revelation that could alter the balance of the presidential election in 2012, AP News just released a shocking report exposing the truth about candidate Mitt Romney. According to confidential sources close… Continue reading

Career of Peter Horak, 1976-1999

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Peter Horak’s career, 23, died eleven years ago on Friday, July 30th, 1999 in cinemas around the country. It was born in 1976 to Peter Horak, Hollywood stunt coordinator of such action classics… Continue reading