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I’d Rather Live On The Corner Of Secks St and 4th Base Blvd [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I’m going to start saying that every week because shut up. It’s Friday, December 11, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 57˚ with Pantone® 290 C™ skies and… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Eat A Married Woman’s Cookies [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Meringue. What the hell is a meringue? Sounds like jewelry for chronic mumblers. Get out of my office! Yes, I know it’s a car! It’s Friday, December 4, Two Thousand and Fifteen.… Continue reading

I WISH THE INTERNET WAS MY FRIEND [WEDNESDAY WHININGS W. H2K]

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A Word From the Creative Director.

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Dear Baseball For Dinnerites, Happy New Year. I hope 2015 finds you all well fed, well read, and, well, not dead. Just by reading this post, I trust you are in fact not… Continue reading

I WISH HEMP SEEDS WERE HUMP SEEDS [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I WISH I FELT CHRISTMAS CHEER [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I WISH ALL CHOCOLATE WAS SALTED [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I WISH HUMAN BELLY FAT COULD FEED THE HUNGRY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I WISH YOU WOULD LICK PEANUT BUTTER OFF MY BODY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Wednesday is upon us! The sun rose in the Wednesday hemisphere and crushed Tuesday to the mother fucking ground. Tuesday is out of the game. Today a man gave me a banana, and… Continue reading

I WISH I LIVED IN A TEEPEE VILLAGE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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OMFG it’s Wednesday. I don’t think “acro-yoga” is a real thing. Not like, it’s imaginary, but I just don’t understand where the yoga… Yoga is an ancient indian thing… isn’t it? Was there… Continue reading