Category Archive: Uncategorized

I’d Rather Not Eat Melons With A Purpose [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail? It’s Friday, June 24, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 86˚ & Pantone 283 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

How Your Arts Degree Might Just Save Humanity

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After getting the legally acceptable amount of radiation inside a terror-proof pod, you emerge bleary eyed in the Delta Airlines Terminal of La Guardia in NYC. Thirsty for an overpriced beer, you notice… Continue reading

Lord, “Beer” Me Strength [To Finish This Brew]

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What follows is a review of MADD Virgin Craft Brewed Alcohol Free Lager, a sobering journey into the mind of Roscoe in the vein of The Free Wine Blog. Although every piece by… Continue reading

I am not a Millennial -The Birth and Death of Generation Y

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  I was born in 1986. Every generational article goes into great detail about the Baby Boomers (my parents.) How by sheer numbers they changed the world as they aged. If the 60’s… Continue reading

Top 5 Ill-Advised Breakfast Cereals

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These cereals put the “rekt” in breakfast!

FREE WINE BLOG V: The St Louis of California Wine Products

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This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading

BEHOLD THE TERROR OF SKULL ISLAND

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“EVEN BRAVEST OF MEN MUST DREAD THE HORROR OF THIS PLACE. STEEL YOUR COURAGE BOY, NOW, BEFORE YOU GAZE UPON THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE FACE OF-

A Letter From Your Editor-In-Chief

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Dear Readers, Today, I watched a Justin Bieber video on mute. Some girl was dancing around in a Dennis Rodman jersey as if it meant something. As I watched, a cloud of really… Continue reading

Free Wine Blog IV: Derp.

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This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading

I’d Rather Alienate Tinderers [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum? Get out. It’s Friday, April 8, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 46˚ & Pantone 311 and somewhere, What do you… Continue reading