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Day 203: I’d Rather Win A Lottery [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter…with sexy results. Ohh, I’ll never forget that episode. It’s Friday, April 9th, Twenty Ace Queen. The weather in Astoria is 52˚ & Pantone 16-3911 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 193: Apologies, Dear Reader.

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It appears that Coze’s brain is out of order today. We apologize on his behalf. It may be down for a multitude of reasons, including but not limited to: routine maintenance, weather-related outage,… Continue reading

Day 120: Ad Nauseous – Chips Ahoy

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I’ve been out of the ad game for a long time. A part of me feels like I’ve grown more forgiving in my old age. Advertisements just don’t get me as riled up… Continue reading

Day 062: Top 5 Upsides To A New Lockdown

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Well, you guys really did it this time. Thank you so much for finding your mask to be suffocating and itchy. I’m so glad that you couldn’t resist rushing the field at a… Continue reading

Day 035: I’d Rather Have A Ponytail [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. My God, this whole things made of breadsticks! And Apple cores and Chinese newspapers! It’s Friday, October 23, This Year. The weather in Brooklyn is 64° & Pantone 18-3838 and somewhere,… Continue reading

Make it so, number one (Star Trek TNG)

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Bad Luck

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Moving in Together: Pooping

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Unexpected things that happen when you move in together. This one’s about pooping. Visit the author’s site for other random shit 

Quarantine Horoscopes

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Author’s website full of random shit.

Thoughts and Prayers factory struggling to meet demand

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Thoughts and Prayers factory LLC in Springfield, Nebraska, is struggling to keep pace with the sheer demand of orders flooding in from across the United States and, increasingly, from around the globe. “It’s… Continue reading