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Unknown Valleys

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We got here just before dusk. Or maybe it was just plain dusk. By the time I had taken the tour and wrapped my head around the abundance of hot tubs and Ms… Continue reading

Day 345: Because This Project Is Almost Over [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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As the title obviously tells, I have been writing for 345 consecutive days. I knew that I would make it to this benchmark, but I didn’t think I would have so easily. Don’t… Continue reading

Day 239: Baseball Haikus – Marlins at Dodgers

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Top of the 1st, Marlins 0, Dodgers 0 Oh, Clayton KershawGetting out of early trubbsWith backdoor sliders Don’t need front row seatsOr even a big TVJust a comfy chair Forget what I saidHad… Continue reading

Day 203: I’d Rather Win A Lottery [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter…with sexy results. Ohh, I’ll never forget that episode. It’s Friday, April 9th, Twenty Ace Queen. The weather in Astoria is 52˚ & Pantone 16-3911 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 193: Apologies, Dear Reader.

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It appears that Coze’s brain is out of order today. We apologize on his behalf. It may be down for a multitude of reasons, including but not limited to: routine maintenance, weather-related outage,… Continue reading

Day 120: Ad Nauseous – Chips Ahoy

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I’ve been out of the ad game for a long time. A part of me feels like I’ve grown more forgiving in my old age. Advertisements just don’t get me as riled up… Continue reading

Day 062: Top 5 Upsides To A New Lockdown

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Well, you guys really did it this time. Thank you so much for finding your mask to be suffocating and itchy. I’m so glad that you couldn’t resist rushing the field at a… Continue reading

Day 035: I’d Rather Have A Ponytail [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. My God, this whole things made of breadsticks! And Apple cores and Chinese newspapers! It’s Friday, October 23, This Year. The weather in Brooklyn is 64° & Pantone 18-3838 and somewhere,… Continue reading

Make it so, number one (Star Trek TNG)

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Bad Luck

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