It’s that day again. You know, Sunday. It happens once a week. It’s on the calendar. You should know about Sunday by now. If you don’t, we have bigger problems on our hands.… Continue reading
I had a whole introduction written for this. It was about the pandemic being seemingly over. But then I deleted it, because as much as I believe that we’re almost in the clear,… Continue reading
Well, that escalated quickly. We went from mild spring weather straight to the devil’s armpit of summer. It’s too hot outside to even exist. I’m looking at the people out the window and… Continue reading
I hate the expression, “April showers bring May flowers”. It’s a complete lie. I have actually bought no flowers in the month of May. This is probably because it was raining the whole… Continue reading
Trust me, I know it’s early. I had to wake up at the buttcrack of dawn to do training for work. And even though it took me forever to find a parking spot,… Continue reading
For me, having a lazy Sunday is about as rare as a Sunday without annoying national sports broadcasters or a Wal-Mart without a maskless bearded old man. But its happened, somehow. I don’t… Continue reading
It’s Mother’s Day. There’s probably better things you should be doing with your life than reading lists. Like hanging out with Mom. Or at least calling her. So I’m not going to waste… Continue reading
Oh snap, it’s May! Cool. Whatever. I played daily fantasy yesterday for the sole purpose of betting a dollar on Dustin May. Because Dustin May was pitching on May Day. He got through… Continue reading
It’s allegedly the last day of the N train slingshot clusterfuck of doom and here I am once again, stupid enough to believe that it might be better this time. I’m dead wrong.… Continue reading
Another weekend comes and the N train is fucking broken again. Big surprises. This time, instead of slingshotting in the wrong direction first, I’m just gonna take the 12 minute hike to the… Continue reading
