Category Archive: Top 5 Top 5 Sunday

Because I Overslept [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I woke up to my alarm this morning and then fell back to sleep. When I woke back up, I panicked, looked at my phone and saw that it was only 6:11. My… Continue reading

Because I Missed Listing Things [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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It’s been a long time since I made a list of lists. This is because I’m terrible at writing ideas down and definitely not due to a lack of ideas. I’m coming up… Continue reading

Because I Don’t Need To Write Every Day [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I didn’t write yesterday. I knew I wasn’t going to write every day and yesterday was simply one of those days. I also gave myself a free pass on my birthday, not because… Continue reading

Because I Guess I’m A Morning Person Now? [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I think I’m a morning person. I don’t get it, but it’s happened. Now that I’m the complete antithesis of what I once was and represented, I guess I should start writing early,… Continue reading

Because I Had A Decent Bo Jackson Year [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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As the sun sets on the 34th year of my life, I gotta say I’m a little surprised. I was convinced that I peaked at 25 but I guess it’s never too late… Continue reading

Because The Days Are Finally Longer [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Happy Daylight Savings, everyone. Or as I like to call it: National Everybody Complains About Being Tired Day. I love seeing all the people online complaining about losing the hour of sleep, but… Continue reading

Because Fishing Needed To Be Televised Live [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Well…uhh…that was a week. I can’t really say it was particularly a good week for anyone, but it surely existed. On the bright side, it’s not warm AF outside. Allow me to give… Continue reading

Day 366: Because I’d Still Rather Stay Married [Top 5 Top 5 Anniversary]

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After yet another year of being as overbearing and annoying as possible, I’m somehow still married to the woman that I love. That’s what’s up! I know, I’m surprised too. Joking aside, it’s… Continue reading

Day 359: Because Ninja Rap Still Slaps [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Well, this feels weird. Today is the last traditional Top 5 Top 5 Sunday. Next Sunday is my wedding anniversary, so I’m going to write lists about how much I love my wife,… Continue reading

Day 352: Because I Got Conned Into Playing Fantasy Football [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I haven’t paid attention to football in years. You know this, because every September, I never stop shutting the fuck up about it. Like being above football makes me a better person. I… Continue reading