Category Archive: Top 5 Top 5 Sunday

Day 163: Because February Was As Short As It Deserved To Be [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Go to hell, February. You’re a stupid month and nobody likes you. There’s a reason why you’re so short and it’s seemingly given you a Napoleon Complex. You think that because of your… Continue reading

Day 156: Because I Still Feel Like A Person [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I woke up this morning thinking to myself, “That’s it? That’s all you got?”. I was expecting extreme malaise, droll running down my chin, not knowing who I was or how my shirt… Continue reading

Day 149: Because President’s Day Only Comes Once A Year [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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It’s the sexiest day of the year. Can you feel it? Love is in the air. I’m excited, I hope you’re excited. But we must show restraint. We still have to wait another… Continue reading

Day 142: Because Robocop Doesn’t Need A Number To Be Cool [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I know I say it a lot, but wow that was a long week. It snowed twice. I can’t remember the last time that’s ever happened here. There’s something about major weather events… Continue reading

Day 135: Because My Bagel Bite Stock Doesn’t Seem To Be Rising [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Anybody else hit the big bucks this week? Yeah, me neither. Despite popular belief, buying stocks is still not as easy as buying anything else online. There’s a whole vetting and application process… Continue reading

Day 128: Because The Bernie Meme Is Already Played [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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This week felt like a million weeks. Mainly because we’ve endured millions of Bernie Sanders memes. They’ve been worn out so much that the memes are becoming self-aware. Like they know that it’s… Continue reading

Day 121: Because Football Is Dead To Me Again [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Well that didn’t last long. My brief love affair with football is over for another year. The chance of an LA Triple Crown is dead in the water and as of writing, Tom… Continue reading

Day 114: Because This Week Felt Like Three [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Well that was a whirlwind. I know I’m not the only one that’s exhausted after this week. We’ve gone through a full gauntlet of emotions. We felt love, anger, fear, humility and laughed… Continue reading

Day 107: Because I Bought Cream Cheese In The Dark [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I should’ve been writing this much later in the day. Like 10-15 minutes later. But instead, here I am, clacking away like a dumb dummy that’s not smart. All because my breakfast was… Continue reading

Day 100: Because I Didn’t Think I Would Get This Far [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Holy crap. I’ll be a horse’s uncle. Day 100. Wow. Shit. That’s what’s up. I don’t have to start the day number with a zero anymore! I’d like to take yet another moment… Continue reading