Category Archive: Top 5 Top 5 Sunday

Day 275: Because Dads Need A Day, Too [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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It’s that day again. You know, Sunday. It happens once a week. It’s on the calendar. You should know about Sunday by now. If you don’t, we have bigger problems on our hands.… Continue reading

Day 268: Because Complicated Sushi’s For Suckers [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I had a whole introduction written for this. It was about the pandemic being seemingly over. But then I deleted it, because as much as I believe that we’re almost in the clear,… Continue reading

Day 261: Because The Heat Is Making Me Delirious [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Well, that escalated quickly. We went from mild spring weather straight to the devil’s armpit of summer. It’s too hot outside to even exist. I’m looking at the people out the window and… Continue reading

Day 254: Because It Won’t Stop Raining [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I hate the expression, “April showers bring May flowers”. It’s a complete lie. I have actually bought no flowers in the month of May. This is probably because it was raining the whole… Continue reading

Day 247: Because I Got To Work Early [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Trust me, I know it’s early. I had to wake up at the buttcrack of dawn to do training for work. And even though it took me forever to find a parking spot,… Continue reading

Day 240: Because I Finally Get To Have A Lazy Sunday [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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For me, having a lazy Sunday is about as rare as a Sunday without annoying national sports broadcasters or a Wal-Mart without a maskless bearded old man. But its happened, somehow. I don’t… Continue reading

Day 233: Because You Should Be Spending Time With Your Mom Instead [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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It’s Mother’s Day. There’s probably better things you should be doing with your life than reading lists. Like hanging out with Mom. Or at least calling her. So I’m not going to waste… Continue reading

Day 226: Because It May Be May [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Oh snap, it’s May! Cool. Whatever. I played daily fantasy yesterday for the sole purpose of betting a dollar on Dustin May. Because Dustin May was pitching on May Day. He got through… Continue reading

Day 219: Because There’s 14 Guys Doing Nothing [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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It’s allegedly the last day of the N train slingshot clusterfuck of doom and here I am once again, stupid enough to believe that it might be better this time. I’m dead wrong.… Continue reading

Day 212: Because I Might As Well Take The R Train [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Another weekend comes and the N train is fucking broken again. Big surprises. This time, instead of slingshotting in the wrong direction first, I’m just gonna take the 12 minute hike to the… Continue reading