Category Archive: Top 5

The Top 5 Reasons Why I’m Not Ready For Football

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I’ve made this opening paragraph a million times before. You can taste it in the air. You can smell the rubbery scent of freshly picked backpacks. Blah blah fuckity blah. Fall is coming.… Continue reading

The Top 5 Things That I Should Avoid Doing On My Next Date

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Some asshole once told me to write about what scares me. In turn, I wrote an epic essay on my own shadow and nobody read it. That’s the last time I’ll take advice… Continue reading

Top Five Things That Piss Me Off (Thanksgiving Edition!)

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No one likes an idiot.

Top 5 Halloween Movies

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR HALLOWEEN, Unlike its bigger, fatter brother Christmas, is rarely featured as a central theme in movies. Even in movies traditionally… Continue reading

Top 5 Baseballs For Dinner

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BFD has provided an array of top five articles thus far.  Yet, I feel we’ve missed an important one.  BFD’s Top 5 Baseballs For Dinner (literally).  In the great wide world of sports… Continue reading

The Complete Works of Kurt Vonnegut Part 1: Timequake, Galapagos and Deadeye Dick

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR In the following series of articles, I will rank all 14 of Kurt Vonnegut’s novel from bottom to top. But, before… Continue reading

Baseball for Dinner Presents: Movie Mash-up Mania!

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This is baseball for dinner.  Yet the baseball content is limited.  As is the dinner content. And that’s just looking for one of the two.  Looking for both is an exercise in futility. … Continue reading

CJ’s and Erin E’s Thoughts on Becoming Brooklynites Overnight.. a fortnight, that is..

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(CJ and I felt it both necessary to relate our tales of our adventure to and in Brooklyn.  CJ started writing first, so all of my comments are going to be in parenthesis. … Continue reading

Top 5 Things That I Am Now Addicted To Instead of Cigarettes

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Everybody has a crutch to lean on. Some handicapped people even have 2. For the last 8 days, I have had a different kind of handicap. I have quit smoking. This means that… Continue reading

Top 5 albums from metal-influenced bands that have since released 2 more full-length albums, put on a great live show and…oh, of whom you’ve probably never heard

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That’s right.  I said it.  You have probably never heard of these bands. I know you like to think of yourself of a music aficionado, and that’s OK, I’m not trying to one-up… Continue reading