I’ve made this opening paragraph a million times before. You can taste it in the air. You can smell the rubbery scent of freshly picked backpacks. Blah blah fuckity blah. Fall is coming.… Continue reading
Some asshole once told me to write about what scares me. In turn, I wrote an epic essay on my own shadow and nobody read it. That’s the last time I’ll take advice… Continue reading
No one likes an idiot.
IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR In the following series of articles, I will rank all 14 of Kurt Vonnegut’s novel from bottom to top. But, before… Continue reading
This is baseball for dinner. Yet the baseball content is limited. As is the dinner content. And that’s just looking for one of the two. Looking for both is an exercise in futility. … Continue reading
(CJ and I felt it both necessary to relate our tales of our adventure to and in Brooklyn. CJ started writing first, so all of my comments are going to be in parenthesis. … Continue reading
Everybody has a crutch to lean on. Some handicapped people even have 2. For the last 8 days, I have had a different kind of handicap. I have quit smoking. This means that… Continue reading
That’s right. I said it. You have probably never heard of these bands. I know you like to think of yourself of a music aficionado, and that’s OK, I’m not trying to one-up… Continue reading