Category Archive: Top 5

Day 359: Because Ninja Rap Still Slaps [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Well, this feels weird. Today is the last traditional Top 5 Top 5 Sunday. Next Sunday is my wedding anniversary, so I’m going to write lists about how much I love my wife,… Continue reading

Day 353: Top 5 Screams From Last Week

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Screams. Everyone does em. I scream, you scream, we scream. It’s a thing we do. Some more than others, but we all do it. They vary in range, size, volume, length, gut-feel, reasoning… Continue reading

Day 352: Because I Got Conned Into Playing Fantasy Football [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I haven’t paid attention to football in years. You know this, because every September, I never stop shutting the fuck up about it. Like being above football makes me a better person. I… Continue reading

Day 338: Because There’s A Hurricane Coming Through [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I mean, yeah, there is a hurricane coming through, but it’s mostly going to miss New York City. The Hamptons, on the other hand, are in for a world of hurt. But we… Continue reading

Day 331: Because I Have A Lot Of Time To Kill [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I went to the stadium early to get a free parking spot. The spot was so good that it looks conspicuous. And I’m here so early that I don’t even know what to… Continue reading

Day 324: Because I Still Can’t Come Up With A Title [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I never take my Sunday writing seriously. To be fair, I don’t take any of this writing seriously, unless it’s a piece you haven’t read. The ones I care about the most get… Continue reading

Day 317: Because I Had Myself A Good Week [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I’m not gonna lie. It’s impossible for me to lie. Trust me, you don’t want me to lie. It’s real awkward. Also, trust me because I can’t lie. I might not be the… Continue reading

Day 310: Because I’d Rather Have People Pick Lists For Me [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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As the sun sets on another stressful Sunday, I’m arrested by the realization that I have no lists to…umm…list. So instead of writing about my crippling anxiety, I begged you, the reader, to… Continue reading

Day 303: Because I Forgot That Tony Hawk Came Out For The Switch [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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As the title clearly shows, I completely forgot that the Switch port of THPS 1+2 came out. Not that I haven’t already played through the PS4/5 version 30 times already, because I have.… Continue reading

Day 296: Because I Am So Sick Of The Rain [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Holy crap, what a gloomy week it was. When there wasn’t cheap pops and crackles filling the sky, rain clouds were. The only days that it didn’t rain, it was so unbearably hot… Continue reading