Category Archive: Sex

How Your Arts Degree Might Just Save Humanity


After getting the legally acceptable amount of radiation inside a terror-proof pod, you emerge bleary eyed in the Delta Airlines Terminal of La Guardia in NYC. Thirsty for an overpriced beer, you notice… Continue reading

The Top 5 Things That I Should Avoid Doing On My Next Date


Some asshole once told me to write about what scares me. In turn, I wrote an epic essay on my own shadow and nobody read it. That’s the last time I’ll take advice… Continue reading