Category Archive: News

Horsefingers: The Edwin Freiberger Story

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Edwin Freiberger is a name seldom whispered in this day and age, but that doesn’t make his brave personal battle with Philanges de Equidae any less noteworthy. For some reason, most music historians… Continue reading

Why I’m Surprised Ford Hasn’t Gone Bankrupt

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Recently I had to get one of my headlights and the lens cover replaced on my car, a fairly simple repair done at the dealership. But with all the hoops I had to… Continue reading

Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Somers Spotted At Kirk Park (UPDATE)

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Few BFD loyalists may remember this story from early July, in which several eyewitnesses claimed to see the stars of the hit television sitcom, Step By Step, relaxing at the beach on a… Continue reading

Bruce Willis’s Career Indicator of End of Times

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Bruce Willis has done his share of sci-fi and action films with numbers in the title, almost to the point beyond believability.¬†Conspiracy theorists have suggested that if Bruce Willis signs up for films… Continue reading

Radical Group Opposes Fences

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–Cincinnati, OH For the second time this week, business has halted in the McNally Fences Inc due to radical protests about their cause and practices. The party held responsible is known only as… Continue reading

Local Criminals To Celebrate Second Annual “Clarence Boddicker Day”

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–Detroit, MI This upcoming weekend marks the 22 year anniversary of the Detroit police strike. Many viewed it to be a magical weekend, filled with activities that fulfilled everyone’s wildest fantasies. This strike… Continue reading

Murder Case Takes Unexpected Turns

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–Outworld It has been about one month now since the ruler of the Outworld, Raiden, was brutally murdered. The offender, Scorpion, remains at large, but not by lack of trying by the police.… Continue reading

Underground Knife Parties Take Ravers By Force

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–Pittsburgh, PA If there’s anything to say about the youth of America, it is that they thrive on danger. Somewhere in between doing illicit substances and eating sponges, our children have lost their… Continue reading

Rare Device Predicts Future Is Uncertain

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– Cherry-Hill District Recently local resident Bonzo Flemington found more than he bargained for at a garage sale. Mr. Flemington is a self proclaimed oddity-collector, with a special interest in items that predict… Continue reading

Urinal Texting: Taking Stalls By Storm

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“So I made it to the urinal. What now?” This question races across the minds of men across America around 7 times a day, 6 days a week. Traditionally, urinals have been used… Continue reading