Category Archive: News

Caught Between Worlds 4

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This article is a follow up on an ongoing investigation into a charred manuscript found in the rubble of a burnt apartment building.

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Tragedy Strikes Local Home; Sets It On Fire

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— Grand Rapids, MI In the February 2 edition of the Grand Rapids Press, Tim Daveny proclaimed: “As Trevor Jackson raced toward his blazing home Monday evening, all he could think about were… Continue reading

Forfeiting Our Anonymity – New Dangers of the Cell Phone Era

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February 11, 2010 — BFDN: Op Ed Tomorrow, a federal appeals court will hear oral arguments in a case that could establish new standards for tracking the whereabouts of Johnny T. Everymann’s cell… Continue reading

Blessid Union of Liars

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“We’re just a bunch of bozos in this band and this song is for the average guy, who’s with this gorgeous girl,” he says. “I kind of had that in mind, it’s not… Continue reading

“The 2010 Grammy Awards” Or “Ouch, My Cerebrum Hurts”

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In the wake of the 2010 Oscar nominations being announced a day earlier than I’d expected, I thought it would be appropriate to write a day-late lackluster review of the Grammys. First, some… Continue reading

Silas Mephisto dead at 169

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR It’s only been a week since Silas Mephisto committed suicide as his apartment on Roosevelt Island in New York City, but… Continue reading

Avatar Increases US Suicide Rate; Cameron Held Responsible

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(BFDN) — James Cameron’s new $500m theatrical space gimmick, Avatar has audiences jumping out of their seats — and, in some cases, out of windows, in front of buses, and off cliffs. In… Continue reading

“Two Gentlemen of Lebowski” Launches; Sparks Internet Phenomenon

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Brooklyn, NY — Today is the 10th of January, 2010. Four days ago, on January 6th, an unknown screenwriter by the name of Adam Bertocci released his newest work, a parody entitled “Two… Continue reading

Breaking News from NASA

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Pasadena, CA NASA JPL scientists announced early this morning that there is conclusive evidence the native Lunar inhabitants have been following Dr. Leopold’s Celebrity Fecal Fantasy Program (see below advertisement).  News broke when… Continue reading

Caught Between Worlds 3

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I’ve been giving things a lot of thought, and something still urks me about the transcription from the burnt apartment. I feel that we all have been thinking too narrowly, and I have… Continue reading