Category Archive: News

Vice Tax or: How David Paterson Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Attacking The Weak

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In this day and age, it’s hard to live anywhere. Florida is filling up with more criminals than geezers. In Michigan, you can’t even find a job if you started your own business.… Continue reading

There’s Probably Something Wrong With America Today

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On this cloudy Monday morning, I still haven’t even bothered to open up my newspaper. Typically, this means that I either spent the last 2 hours zoning out, or watching reruns of Parks… Continue reading

At the Heart of Financial Reform

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It is easy to get heated over today’s politics in D.C.  For some time I believed it was partisan politics that hindered the great process that is our democracy.  Its mind-numbing to follow… Continue reading

Pork Hertylman Found Dead At Abandoned Discovery Zone

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(BFDN) — Pittsburgh, PA

Pork Hertylman, a senior columnist with Baseball For Dinner, was discovered dead by a group of transients in a vacant building in Pittsburgh on Saturday morning. Emergency responders were unable to revive him.

Shooting on the Red Makes Me See Red

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After working as a camera assistant on several features shooting on the RED, I’ve come to the conclusion that I hate this camera. Don’t get me wrong, I think the images you can… Continue reading

The 6th Ave Tunnel Team

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR It took me almost a month to adjust to the subway in New York City. A full month before I stopped… Continue reading

The BfD Reunion Conference 2010: Bonus Day #1! [1999 & Sports, Puss in Boots for NES, and Founder’s]

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After leaving Billy’s in a mini-blizzard, the BfD team knew that Roscoe’s travel plans for the next day probably wouldn’t be happening. Enter into the equation a BfD Reunion Conference Bonus Day, fun… Continue reading

The BfD Reunion Conference 2010: Sunday! [GuzLooTron 2010, A Glossy Original Roscoe, and Stir Fry Sunday]

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Sunday started out kind of sluggishly, with the Coze having an impromptu bookkeeping session in the wee hours of the morning. It went on for 9 fucking hours. This pushed back the main… Continue reading

The BfD Reunion Conference 2010: Saturday! [Shutter Island, Saturday Drivers, and Nintendo]

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For some, day 2 of the BfD Reunion Convention started early. For the others, it started late. Because of this, the Convention must have started late, as the early tasks of the day… Continue reading

The BfD Reunion Conference 2010: Friday! [Pre-Conference Ceremonies, Under Siege 2 & Tylenol PMs]

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BfD kicked off its first annual convention today, with much fanfare and style hosted by the GR chapter. The tone throughout the entire event was that of optimism and looking forward to the… Continue reading