Category Archive: Investigative Report

How Your Arts Degree Might Just Save Humanity

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After getting the legally acceptable amount of radiation inside a terror-proof pod, you emerge bleary eyed in the Delta Airlines Terminal of La Guardia in NYC. Thirsty for an overpriced beer, you notice… Continue reading

Snuff: The New Craze That’s [Probably] Killing Your Teens

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Flatbush/Kensington/Ditmas Park/South Slope/West Flatbush/Whatever Fuck You, Brooklyn, NY, USA- Back when we were kids, all the cool cats in the school yard were doing cocaine and cigarettes. It wasn’t even exclusively for cool… Continue reading

Go Home, Urban Outfitters, You’re Drunk.

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Saw this at Urban Outfitters today in Manhattan. This is what happens when your employees in China work 16 hour shifts. Batman’s face = I am so pissed. Why is my fist so… Continue reading

Romney’s Modern Life

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Vote November 6th, or this will be your new Saturday morning cartoon- Election day is a very dangerous day. IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Keep Your Hands Off My Cans!

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I woke up this morning to a monsoon. It wasn’t your typical pussified New York rain that we all know and hate, but a real visceral one. My immediate thought was that I… Continue reading

A Nightmare On Madison St.

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Not much ever really happens outside of our house. There was once a block party, with an inflatable castle and everything. The operation was off the hizzy, and lasted until 4 in the… Continue reading

Vice Tax or: How David Paterson Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Attacking The Weak

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In this day and age, it’s hard to live anywhere. Florida is filling up with more criminals than geezers. In Michigan, you can’t even find a job if you started your own business.… Continue reading

Shooting on the Red Makes Me See Red

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After working as a camera assistant on several features shooting on the RED, I’ve come to the conclusion that I hate this camera. Don’t get me wrong, I think the images you can… Continue reading

The 6th Ave Tunnel Team

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR It took me almost a month to adjust to the subway in New York City. A full month before I stopped… Continue reading

The BfD Reunion Conference 2010: Bonus Day #1! [1999 & Sports, Puss in Boots for NES, and Founder’s]

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After leaving Billy’s in a mini-blizzard, the BfD team knew that Roscoe’s travel plans for the next day probably wouldn’t be happening. Enter into the equation a BfD Reunion Conference Bonus Day, fun… Continue reading