Category Archive: News

Trolling Williamsburg/Bushwick/The Mission/Silver Lake/Eco Park/Wicker Park/West Town

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  PDF version In a rut? Want some excitement? Then print out this PDF and staple it to telephone polls (or you can tape it up) in your local hip neighborhood. Be apart… Continue reading

How Your Arts Degree Might Just Save Humanity

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After getting the legally acceptable amount of radiation inside a terror-proof pod, you emerge bleary eyed in the Delta Airlines Terminal of La Guardia in NYC. Thirsty for an overpriced beer, you notice… Continue reading

Snuff: The New Craze That’s [Probably] Killing Your Teens

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Flatbush/Kensington/Ditmas Park/South Slope/West Flatbush/Whatever Fuck You, Brooklyn, NY, USA- Back when we were kids, all the cool cats in the school yard were doing cocaine and cigarettes. It wasn’t even exclusively for cool… Continue reading

Barnes & Noble Lacks Any Human Social Element; Passes the Savings On To You!

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Needing a new hard spiral-bound blank notebook so I can work on the next issue of BFD’s newest comic, DYNO SOARERS: dark legacy (coming soon) on my flight back to Michigan this week,… Continue reading

Go Home, Urban Outfitters, You’re Drunk.

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Saw this at Urban Outfitters today in Manhattan. This is what happens when your employees in China work 16 hour shifts. Batman’s face = I am so pissed. Why is my fist so… Continue reading

Romney’s Modern Life

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Vote November 6th, or this will be your new Saturday morning cartoon- Election day is a very dangerous day. IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Frankenstorm and Hurricane Sandy to Hit East Coast Searching for Happiness

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AP BREAKING NEWS The MTA of New York City announced a shut down of subway service at 7pm today as Frankenstorm and Hurricane Sandy AKA, “The Bride of Frankenstorm,” barreled towards each other… Continue reading

Keep Your Hands Off My Cans!

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I woke up this morning to a monsoon. It wasn’t your typical pussified New York rain that we all know and hate, but a real visceral one. My immediate thought was that I… Continue reading

A Nightmare On Madison St.

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Not much ever really happens outside of our house. There was once a block party, with an inflatable castle and everything. The operation was off the hizzy, and lasted until 4 in the… Continue reading

It’s a Twister! In Brooklyn?

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“Never before.” “Not in Brooklyn.” “I saw one boy fly by!” I suppose this makes up for anything we were expecting from Hurricane Earl. Just as Padma was about to announce this season’s… Continue reading