Category Archive: My Life as a Neuromechanic

The Car/Cabinet Puzzle

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An Anecdotal Account of a Self-inflicted Psychological Experiment In late February, I drove over one thousand miles on my lonesome with a stand-up oak stereo cabinet in my 2001 Ford Escort (a four… Continue reading

Why I Don’t Particularly Want to Own a TV

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I’m currently watching The World Series. And it’s February. No, it’s not a classic game like the 1984 one where Alan Trammel led the Tigers to victory over the Padres. It’s a live… Continue reading

The Zen of Cable-Wrapping

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It’s amazing how simple, repetitive tasks offer a doorway into a mindset that puts us well beyond ourselves, referred to by Eastern mystics as the life-force energy, or the Way, or simply the… Continue reading

This is what happens when you…

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G – give a mouse a cookie. PG – give a moose a muffin. PG-13 – find a stranger in the alps. R – fuck a stranger in the ass! the following is… Continue reading

An End to the Oughts

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There have been a lot of milestones in the 00s, for both the world as a whole and specifically my generation. In the course of this decade a variety of activities have become… Continue reading

The Modern Nomad

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In this crazy fast-paced world we live in, more and more people are returning to a nomadic type of existence, never really settling down in one place but instead constantly traveling across the… Continue reading

I’m Not Feeling Like Myself

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Ever since the clerk at a convenience store two blocks from my house refused to believe that the person on my license was actually me I’ve had this irrational fear of being accused… Continue reading

All This Variety is Shattering my Mind

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Something about seeing a beautiful crimson sunrise after a 12 plus hour night of work warps your mind a little bit. Seeing all these early risers getting a head start on their day… Continue reading

Top 5 Places in New York as Seen in the Moving Pictures

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New York is a hell of a city, but why waste your time seeing all the historical and academic tourist spots when you could see things in person you used to only be… Continue reading

Why I’m Surprised Ford Hasn’t Gone Bankrupt

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Recently I had to get one of my headlights and the lens cover replaced on my car, a fairly simple repair done at the dealership. But with all the hoops I had to… Continue reading