Category Archive: Joey Z Thoughts

Top Five Things That Piss Me Off (Thanksgiving Edition!)

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No one likes an idiot.

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Barnes & Noble Lacks Any Human Social Element; Passes the Savings On To You!

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Needing a new hard spiral-bound blank notebook so I can work on the next issue of BFD’s newest comic, DYNO SOARERS: dark legacy (coming soon) on my flight back to Michigan this week,… Continue reading

How To Forget Where You Are

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I only watched a bit of the Oscars this year, while I was on a business trip in Orlando with two co-workers. Two of us were in suits and the other guy was… Continue reading

The Shanty Shaker From Monkey Town: A Memoir

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Have you ever tried to indulge some secret desire? Given in to a little voice somewhere that keeps telling you to just go ahead and join that Mail-In Harmonic Convergence Study Group? Perhaps… Continue reading

Forfeiting Our Anonymity – New Dangers of the Cell Phone Era

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February 11, 2010 — BFDN: Op Ed Tomorrow, a federal appeals court will hear oral arguments in a case that could establish new standards for tracking the whereabouts of Johnny T. Everymann’s cell… Continue reading

“The 2010 Grammy Awards” Or “Ouch, My Cerebrum Hurts”

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In the wake of the 2010 Oscar nominations being announced a day earlier than I’d expected, I thought it would be appropriate to write a day-late lackluster review of the Grammys. First, some… Continue reading

Avatar Increases US Suicide Rate; Cameron Held Responsible

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(BFDN) — James Cameron’s new $500m theatrical space gimmick, Avatar has audiences jumping out of their seats — and, in some cases, out of windows, in front of buses, and off cliffs. In… Continue reading

Top Five Best & Worst Films of 2009 (That I Saw)

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By my best calculations, I saw 18 new movies this year. Especially with ticket prices being what they are, my defunct student ID no longer fooling anyone at the box office, and my… Continue reading

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

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I don’t have the greatest memory for fables. It still escapes me why Rumpelstiltsken wove golden thread and was then dragged to Hell, or how exactly the Chinese brothers escaped execution with their… Continue reading

Down the Rabbit Hole… The Dark Side of Oz(zfest)

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For those of you who read the fourth Harry Potter, “Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire”, you are familiar with Harry’s plight as he is somehow thrust into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against… Continue reading