Category Archive: Humor

Thoughts and Prayers factory struggling to meet demand

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Thoughts and Prayers factory LLC in Springfield, Nebraska, is struggling to keep pace with the sheer demand of orders flooding in from across the United States and, increasingly, from around the globe. “It’s… Continue reading

“Everything Amazing, Fabulous!” Says Wonka as more Oompa-Loompa’s test positive for Coronavirus

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“Try the masks, they’re each flavored like a complete meal!”

“Mr. Wonka, often described as, “thin, squirrely and maliciously song-driven,” danced around us few gathered reporters dolling out medical masks due to the ongoing Covid-19 outbreak.

This is the Stephen King novel I tried to write when I was six.

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While sorting through old boxes in Reed City, buried beneath my Pinewood Derby trophies and novelty spoon collection, I found the first story I’d ever written. I had no memory of writing this,… Continue reading

Trolling Williamsburg/Bushwick/The Mission/Silver Lake/Eco Park/Wicker Park/West Town

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  PDF version In a rut? Want some excitement? Then print out this PDF and staple it to telephone polls (or you can tape it up) in your local hip neighborhood. Be apart… Continue reading

How Your Arts Degree Might Just Save Humanity

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After getting the legally acceptable amount of radiation inside a terror-proof pod, you emerge bleary eyed in the Delta Airlines Terminal of La Guardia in NYC. Thirsty for an overpriced beer, you notice… Continue reading

A five second review of every James Bond movie (including Spectre)

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I reviewed every Bond film in five seconds for my friend who’s never seen a Bond film.

Vernie Equinox

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Oh…umm…hello, Springtime. That is your name, right, like I can call you that? Well, I mean, I was pretty sure that was your full name, like your birth name, not like I was… Continue reading

Martin Luther Bar

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“Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you start the English Reformation.” IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR

If Adults Treated Each Other Like They Do Children.

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And what’s YOUR name, little fella?

DYNO SOARERS (dark legacy) – ISSUE #001

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Baseball For Dinner’s Joey Z presents DYNO SOARERS, a comic of adventure, love, and loss.