Category Archive: Football For Supper

I’d Rather Hulu and Dew [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day. It’s Friday, December 18, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Live On The Corner Of Secks St and 4th Base Blvd [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I’m going to start saying that every week because shut up. It’s Friday, December 11, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 57˚ with Pantone® 290 C™ skies and… Continue reading

Teddy Bridgewater Would Rather Watch Baseball [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2015 Week 8]

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Now that the baseball season has fallen into an uneventful slumber, I find myself racing to find something to cover up the hole in my brain, so that it doesn’t bleed out and… Continue reading

I’d Rather Love Myself [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good evenering. It’s Friday, October 16, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 63˚ & perfectish and somewhere, somebody is banging his head against the wall, knowing that he’s about to… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be Singing Some Van Halen [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon. Get back to work. Or not. See if I care. [SPOILER: I do.] It’s Friday, October 9, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 80˚ with looming thunderstorms and… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have Pizzas Shoot Lasers At Me [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Goulet. It’s Friday, October 2, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 49˚ & hue hue hue hue huuuueee and somewhere, somebody is reading the ingredients of something at the grocery… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have A Monk-Induced Panic Attack [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Season’s Greetings. What season is it? Who cares, FREE ORANGES FOR ERRRRRBODY! It’s Friday, September 18, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 85˚ & garlicky and somewhere, somebody is having… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Find Puke In My Vestibule [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Welcome. Bienvenue. Baguette. D’accord. Welcome. It’s Friday, September 10+1, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn 81˚ & filled with Dragonflies and somewhere, somebody is discovering the pair of scissors that I… Continue reading

I’d Rather Swipe Some Bushwick Trash [Saturday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good evening. Better night. Or night bettor. Bet on the night. Even if it still belongs to Michelob. Uh huh. It’s Friday Saturday, September 5, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn… Continue reading

I’d Rather Fall In Love With Butt Sniffer [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Greetings and salutations. That was my best attempt at a bad Christian Slater impression. Not impressed? Whatever, let’s go get a Slushie. It’s Friday, August 28, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in… Continue reading