Category Archive: Football For Supper

Day 154: I’d Rather Not Listen To Modern Hold Muzak [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. Lesson is, it doesn’t matter if you win or lose. It’s how drunk you get. It’s Friday, February 19th, King-Queen & Jack-Ace. The… Continue reading

Day 147: I’d Rather Not Be Haunted By My Old Apartment [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Give me your fortune or I’ll blow this wino’s head off! Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list. It’s Friday, February 12th, Twenty Blackjack. The weather in… Continue reading

Day 143: I Just Wanted An Excuse To Make A Meme Or Two [Super Bowl LV Roundup I Guess]

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Let’s just cut to the chase. I’m not even going to bullshit you for a second. I didn’t actually watch the Super Bowl. I turned it on my phone with no sound for… Continue reading

Day 140: I’d Rather Mess With My Commute [Friday Thought w/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Give me 42 Krusty Burgers! Today, you can buy 50 for $100. I said 42! It’s Friday, February 5th, Not Legal, Legal. The weather in Astoria is 45˚ & Pantone 94ABD6… Continue reading

Day 133: I’d Rather Stop Using Soy Sauce Packets [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. An unrelated article within the banner headline? Yes. May I see it? No. It’s Friday, January 29th, Twenty Twenty Two Minus One. The weather in Astoria is 20˚ & Pantone 2975C… Continue reading

Day 126: I’d Rather Give The Laundromat Parking Lot A Proper Goodbye [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Smithers, have The Rolling Stones killed. It’s been done. It’s Friday, January 22nd, Twenty-21. The weather in Brooklyn is 44° & Pantone 14-4103 and somewhere, somebody is biting into a chicken… Continue reading

Day 122: But No, Seriously, Fuck Football

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A little part of me died on May 2, 2012. I was hovering over a crowded bar in Greenpoint, one that is sadly no longer standing, when the news came on the muted… Continue reading

Day 119: I’d Rather Write In The Morning [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Bart, you want a brownie before you go to bed? I pickled the figs myself. It’s Friday, January 15th, Twanty-Too-Won. The weather in Brooklyn is 45° & Pantone 19-4008 and somewhere,… Continue reading

Day 115: Let The Kids Watch

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I haven’t even started this yet and I already regret the title. It reeks of kid waking up in the middle of the night vibes. I can assure you it’s nothing like that,… Continue reading

Day 112: I’d Rather Just Post Videos Of Tommy Lasorda [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Do you want to know the terrifying truth or do you want me to call them Whitey Whackers? It’s Friday, January 8th, 2021. The weather in Brooklyn is 38° & Pantone… Continue reading