Category Archive: Football For Supper

I’d Rather Be Blind And Sweaty [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning for bad mourning. It’s Friday, December 13, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 31˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, in Compton, Smokey is hiding under Craig’s window, waiting… Continue reading

Snow Angels For Everybody! [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 14]

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Check it out, guys! Winter is here! Suddenly, football takes on a whole new meaning. With a storm pattern affecting most of the nation, we were treated to a plethora of snow games.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be A Depraved Mute [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning. Or afternoon. Let’s call it afternoon. It’s Friday, December 6, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 48˚ with a light rain, to get heavier as the day progresses… Continue reading

I’d Rather Call It “Some Kid Commits A Bunch Of Crimes 2” [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Hello. My name is Coze. You can call me Coze. It’s Friday, November 29, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & sunny and somewhere out there, a man is… Continue reading

Peyton Manning Becomes The Turkey [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 12]

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With everything about this wacky season still up in the air/for grabs, it seems like the perfect time to experiment with my yearly “To The Point” Roundup. You may know the rules by… Continue reading

I’d Rather Eat A VHS Copy Of Point Break [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. It’s Friday, November 22, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 51˚ with light rain and somewhere out there, a little boy thinks the Twins are going to win… Continue reading

In Case Of Bearnado, Go For The Honey Hole [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 11]

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I was counting down the hours all week. The lineup for Week 11 was one not to be flexed with. Every matchup appeared to be stellar. Even the shitty teams were playing against… Continue reading

I’d Rather Use Lint [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Oh, hi there. It’s Friday, November 8, Two Thousand and Thirteen. And I have a few things on my mind. – Whenever I count a massive quantity of loose coins, I want nothing… Continue reading

Alex Smith Laughs All The Way To The Bank. The Blood Bank. [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 9]

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Move over, concussions! Sayonara, staph infections! There’s a new problem in the NFL and it isn’t Rob Ryan’s BO. It’s a haunting issue that is known as “bullying” and it’s taking the league… Continue reading

As Chip’s Nightmare Continues, Tommy Cough Does The Bernie [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 8]

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I was going to throw a hissy fit and complain that all of the games sucked this week. It’s true, they were all really awful. But somehow, I found myself with too much… Continue reading