Category Archive: Friday Thoughts

I’d Rather Not Have Fun [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Thank God morning is finally here. Let’s hope that never happens again. It’s Friday, June 20th, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 77˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is trying… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Date A Scandalous Cyborg [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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As Hawk Harrelson would say, “If you’re gonna get a morning…get a good one.” He also never said that, from what he remembers. It’s Friday, June 13 [Fuck] Two Thousand and Fourteen. The… Continue reading

I’d Rather Wear Earbuds Like A Normal Human Person [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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It’s always a good morning when you wake up surrounded by foxy ladies/men. Not to say that any of us did that today, but the prospect of it sounds pretty cool, right? It’s… Continue reading

I’d Rather Eat Local Cheez Whiz [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Noon has already passed us. Make good of it or fate will take you to the blood bank. Or drive you…to the blood drive. It’s Friday, May 30, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Dress Like A Crip [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, get the hell out of my apartment! What were you thinking?!?!? It’s Friday, May 23, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 61˚ & hazy [hazy?!?] and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

I’d Rather Take A Gender Studies Course [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon to the east coast. Good late morning to the midwest/great plains. West coast, wake the fuck up, go sit in traffic. It’s Friday, April 25, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather… Continue reading

I’d Rather Subscribe To Mad Magazine [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon, because admit it, you’re not reading this in the morning. It’s Friday, April 18, Two Thousand And Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 41˚ and partly cloudy and somewhere, somebody completely… Continue reading

I’d Rather Watch A Game In Section 420 [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Gourd Horning: The Art Of Making Horns Out Of Things You May Or May Not Find In Your Backyard. It’s Friday, April 4, Two Thousand And Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 43˚… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be Ignored By The Government [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Morny. It’s Friday, March 28, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 52˚ & cloudy and somewhere, somebody is being publicly shamed for making an innocent comment that became misconstrued as… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be In The 27 Club [Birthday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good late-morning, not mid-morning. It’s Friday, March 21, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 43˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is eating a plain egg sando for breakfast. Not me.… Continue reading