Category Archive: Friday Thoughts

I’d Rather Not Watch Carrie Brownstein Sit In A Chair [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Noon after good. Way after good. It’s Friday, January 23, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & blindingly sunny and somewhere, somebody is walking into a Carl’s Jr for… Continue reading

I’d Rather Get A Sham Divorce [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Goomornorino! It’s Friday, January 9, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 22˚ with a light snow and somewhere, somebody is stepping out onto his front porch. The nightmare of last… Continue reading

Top 5 Reasons I’d Rather Be Making Top 5 Lists [Top 5 Thoughts Of 2014 With Tee “Top 5” CoZee]

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Top 5 Ways To Start The Friday Thoughts 5) Good Afternoon 4) It’s Friday, January 2, Two Thousand and Fifteen 3) The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ and partly cloudy 2) Somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

[I’d Rather Call It Airport or Christmas or Something Else Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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[What follows is a frantic account of Coze’s streamline of thoughts from December 24, 2014. Running on 2 hours of sleep, hardly any food and a hearty bad luck travelling streak, he spent… Continue reading

I’d Rather Listen To A Kenny Rogers Christmas [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Nooning After Good. That’s the name of my new Golf Ska band. It’s Friday, December 12, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Believe That Robocop Killed Hae Min Lee [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon. Yes, it’s still afternoon, even though it’s darker than night. It’s Friday, December 5, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ & gunmetal gray and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Train My Cat To Win The Nobel Prize In Kickboxing [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon. Aren’t you glad I didn’t say evening? Because it’s probably evening, now. It’s Friday, November 28, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 35˚ & deceivingly sunny and somewhere,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Flirt With A Girl Dressed As A Sexy Toaster [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon, or whatever the hell you call it these days. It’s Friday, October 31, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 51˚ & overcast and somewhere, somebody is discovering the… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Play Chicken With The NYPD [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Gravy. What is it? Campbells? Oh, it’s Hunts. Hunts makes gravy? That’s what’s up. It’s Friday, October 24, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 54˚ & partly cloudy and… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have A Chainsmoking Cat [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Skee-boo-boo-bap-bap. I’m terrible at scatting. It’s Friday, October 17, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 66˚ & blinding and somewhere, somebody is wondering why his friend is getting spam mail… Continue reading