Category Archive: Friday Thoughts

I’d Rather Not Have Swamp Thing’s Ass [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good mid-mid-late-early-mid-afternoon. The weather in Brooklyn is 86˚ & kill me and somewhere, somebody is putting a sugar cube in his coffee. Aint nobody around to tell him otherwise. Heh heh. Maybe, just… Continue reading

I’d Rather Call Her Jenn Jenner [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good AfterMidMorning. It’s Friday, June 5, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 58˚ & blegh, I don’t want to talk about it and somewhere, someone is failing really hard at… Continue reading

I’d Rather Roll A Katamari Into The Sunset [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good After 2:45. It’s always good after 2:45. 2:44 is starting to feel like rock bottom. Or getting a Rock Bottom from Dwayne Johnson. Am I still talking? Shit. It’s Friday, May 29,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Listen To Pitbull On Repeat [LA Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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What follows is some notes on LA that I hand wrote while en route to San Francisco. This was planned on being posted the day of, but what can I say, I got… Continue reading

I’d Rather Cancel My Ryan Braun Heckle Of The Month Subscription [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Alright, afternoon. Your name is overplayed. Also, I feel that noon-time is still kind of morning-esque. You’ve been faking this whole time. I suggest you change your name to AfterTwoThirty. That sounds much… Continue reading

I’d Rather Blame It On Solar Flares [Saturday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Allo. Voulez-vous mourir ce soir? Non? DOMMAGE!!! It’s Friday Saturday, May 9, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 58˚ & blegh and somewhere, somebody is borrowing a DVD from a… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have A Goatee…But I do [Friday Thoughts With ZeeGoTee]

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Good Evening. Have I ever said that to you before? It’s Friday, March 27, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 43˚ & overcast and somewhere, somebody is returning some videotapes.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Call It Friday Birthday Thoughts With TeeCoZee The Late Edition 400th Post Extravaganza

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Good Moleman to you. It’s Saturday, March 21, Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weather in Brooklyn is 48˚ & raining and somewhere, some weird kid is getting all borned and stuff. He’s going to… Continue reading

I’d Rather Write Her A Blog To Put In My Blog [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, sunshine. Can you move to the left a little bit? You’re reflecting off my keyboard and I’m visually impaired by it. Thanks a lot. Yeah, that’s better. No, it’s just fine.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Meet Someone To Chuck Candles With [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Late Morning Or Early Afternoon Or Straight Up Midday. It’s Friday, March 6, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 26˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is pondering what on… Continue reading