Category Archive: Friday Thoughts

It’s Okay If You Don’t Understand My Tattoo. Because I do.

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Why in the hell do people get tattoos in the first place? The question isn’t as simple as it sounds. Many would argue that they do it to immortalize something that means something… Continue reading

I’d Rather Wear A T-Shirt [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. You’re reading the wine list, sir. Very good. It’s Friday, January 6, Two Thousand Seventeen. The weather in Brooklyn is 35˚ & Pantone 292U and somewhere, somebody is trying to remember… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Hurry Down The Chimney [Christmas Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Didn’t that movie used to have a war in it? It’s Wednesday, December 21, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 39˚ & Pantone 584 and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Talk About The Election [Thursday Thoughts w/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. We paid for blood! It’s Friday, November 11 Thursday, November 10, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 54˚ & Pantone 663 and somewhere, somebody is eating a Three… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Eat Melons With A Purpose [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail? It’s Friday, June 24, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 86˚ & Pantone 283 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Top 5 Jobs That Should Be Replaced By Robots

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It’s 2016. Do you know where your robots are? If you said “at work”, then you’re probably misinformed and an idiot that eats butt for dinner. We live in very convenient times. I… Continue reading

I’d Rather Stand Up To Myself [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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  Good Moleman. This isn’t my house. It’s Friday, April 22, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 78˚ & Pantone 7542 and somewhere, somebody is sitting in their car, waiting… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Make Fun Of Myself [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Please drive off me. It’s Friday, April 15, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 55˚ & Pantone 2717U and somewhere, somebody is lost in the woods. He hasn’t… Continue reading

I’d Rather Alienate Tinderers [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum? Get out. It’s Friday, April 8, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 46˚ & Pantone 311 and somewhere, What do you… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Double Bag My Bag Of Bags [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I’d like to request 17 dollars for a push broom rebristling. Oh no. My brains. It’s Friday, February 12, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 30˚ & Pantone… Continue reading