Category Archive: Friday Thoughts

I’d Rather Not Look Like Morrissey [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Mormon, bad Christian. It’s Friday, January 24, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 15˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody has discovered that they actually have a skeleton in their… Continue reading

I’d Rather Watch Discarded Porno [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Goo Moo Moo. It’s Friday, January 17, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ & sunny and somewhere, a clown’s car has broken down for the 3rd time this month,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Take The F Train To Ohio [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Happy Brunchtime, you courageous hipsters. It’s Friday, December 27, Two Thousand And Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, somebody is planning a grand scheme while making out… Continue reading

I’d Rather Poop On Her HD-DVDs [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, but a much better night. It’s Friday, December 20, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 49˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, a kid is breaking into his parent’s… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be Blind And Sweaty [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning for bad mourning. It’s Friday, December 13, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 31˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, in Compton, Smokey is hiding under Craig’s window, waiting… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be A Depraved Mute [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning. Or afternoon. Let’s call it afternoon. It’s Friday, December 6, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 48˚ with a light rain, to get heavier as the day progresses… Continue reading

I’d Rather Call It “Some Kid Commits A Bunch Of Crimes 2” [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Hello. My name is Coze. You can call me Coze. It’s Friday, November 29, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & sunny and somewhere out there, a man is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Eat A VHS Copy Of Point Break [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. It’s Friday, November 22, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 51˚ with light rain and somewhere out there, a little boy thinks the Twins are going to win… Continue reading