Category Archive: Friday Thoughts

I’d Rather Meet A Girl That Knows Zack Wheeler’s ERA [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Mornin’. Is it still morning? Yep? Cool. It’s Friday, March 7, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 31˚ & cloudy and somewhere, someone is walking in on someone else taking… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be In A Manic Pixie Dream Girl Factory [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman to you. It’s Friday, February 28, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 16˚ & Sunny and somewhere, Frank Kligar is probably fishing at the park, and even though… Continue reading

I’d Rather Blame David Duchovny [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good horning. You hit that note like nobody’s business. It’s Friday, February 21, Two Thousand and Fourteen. In Brooklyn, the temperature is 37˚ & cloudy and somewhere, somebody is deliberately trying to make… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Date A Seagull [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Bon matin. That’s French. Eat it, nerdos, I’m cultured! It’s Friday, February 14, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 35˚ & sunny and somewhere, some dude is finally having sex… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Play Red Rover On Ice [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, Myanmar! It’s still morning there, right? Who am I kidding, it’s ALWAYS morning there! It’s Friday, February 7, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 29˚ & sunny and… Continue reading

I’d Rather Listen To Covers Of George Clinton B-Sides [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Marmalade. Damn good Marmalade. Can you share the recipe? No? Then get out of my house. It’s Friday, January 31, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 31˚ & cloudy… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Look Like Morrissey [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Mormon, bad Christian. It’s Friday, January 24, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 15˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody has discovered that they actually have a skeleton in their… Continue reading

I’d Rather Watch Discarded Porno [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Goo Moo Moo. It’s Friday, January 17, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ & sunny and somewhere, a clown’s car has broken down for the 3rd time this month,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Take The F Train To Ohio [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Happy Brunchtime, you courageous hipsters. It’s Friday, December 27, Two Thousand And Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, somebody is planning a grand scheme while making out… Continue reading

I’d Rather Poop On Her HD-DVDs [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, but a much better night. It’s Friday, December 20, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 49˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, a kid is breaking into his parent’s… Continue reading