Category Archive: Friday Thoughts

I’d Rather Subscribe To Mad Magazine [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon, because admit it, you’re not reading this in the morning. It’s Friday, April 18, Two Thousand And Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 41˚ and partly cloudy and somewhere, somebody completely… Continue reading

I’d Rather Watch A Game In Section 420 [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Gourd Horning: The Art Of Making Horns Out Of Things You May Or May Not Find In Your Backyard. It’s Friday, April 4, Two Thousand And Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 43˚… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be Ignored By The Government [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Morny. It’s Friday, March 28, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 52˚ & cloudy and somewhere, somebody is being publicly shamed for making an innocent comment that became misconstrued as… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be In The 27 Club [Birthday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good late-morning, not mid-morning. It’s Friday, March 21, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 43˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is eating a plain egg sando for breakfast. Not me.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Meet A Girl That Knows Zack Wheeler’s ERA [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Mornin’. Is it still morning? Yep? Cool. It’s Friday, March 7, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 31˚ & cloudy and somewhere, someone is walking in on someone else taking… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be In A Manic Pixie Dream Girl Factory [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman to you. It’s Friday, February 28, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 16˚ & Sunny and somewhere, Frank Kligar is probably fishing at the park, and even though… Continue reading

I’d Rather Blame David Duchovny [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good horning. You hit that note like nobody’s business. It’s Friday, February 21, Two Thousand and Fourteen. In Brooklyn, the temperature is 37˚ & cloudy and somewhere, somebody is deliberately trying to make… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Date A Seagull [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Bon matin. That’s French. Eat it, nerdos, I’m cultured! It’s Friday, February 14, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 35˚ & sunny and somewhere, some dude is finally having sex… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Play Red Rover On Ice [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, Myanmar! It’s still morning there, right? Who am I kidding, it’s ALWAYS morning there! It’s Friday, February 7, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 29˚ & sunny and… Continue reading

I’d Rather Listen To Covers Of George Clinton B-Sides [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Marmalade. Damn good Marmalade. Can you share the recipe? No? Then get out of my house. It’s Friday, January 31, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 31˚ & cloudy… Continue reading